Alexis Texas Ass | April 14, 2011 |
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See all the Alexis Texas HD Ass Videos at Ass Parade Here

Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas, born at a military base in Panama and raised in small town Texas, is one of the biggest names on the internet today, and she has her big, beautiful round ass, her big smile, and her big screen presence to thank for it (but mostly her incredible ass!). Alexis is 5′8″ and has a curvy 34c-27-40 figure with a nice pair of c-cup tits but she is mostly known for her best asset, her fantastic big ass. Her ethnicity is a mix of Puerto Rican, German, and Norwegian. Alexis started in the adult industry in 2007 after being discovered while she was bartending. One look at her is her ass in her cut off shorts jeans, and it was clear she needed to have her ass licked up and down, repeatedly, on video. Since that time, Alexis has been featured in over 250 videos and multiple ass websites. She was the cover girl for the 35th anniversary Hustler Magazine in June, 2009. Alexis Texas’s movie Alexis Texas is a Buttwoman, released by Elegant Angel was a big ass hit for Alexis. They were her first anal scenes, and incredibly it was the first time she actually had anal sex. Alexis Texas perfect round ass has led to her winning numerous adult video awards including best new starlet at the AVN Awards Show.
Videos featuring Alexis Texas

Chillin on the
Added: April 23, 2007

Big booty neighbors
Added: February 19, 2007

Alexis Texas Ass
Added: January 10, 2011

Don’t Mess With
Added: March 10, 2008

Everything’s Bigger
Added: November 19, 2007

Alexis Texas for
Added: February 01, 2010

Alexis Got Ass
Added: February 16, 2009

Alexis Takes A Dip
Added: June 11, 2007
New York Jets Reporter with Great Ass Inez Sainz, and Jenn Sterger’s Hot Ass
March 8, 2011
which New York jets reporter with a great ass? the one that claimed she was sexually harrassed in the Jets lockerroom. But come on, where jeans like this, and an ass like that, she is lucky the entire Jets offensive line didn’t start munching on her glorious ass! Also pictured here is the girl who claimed Brett Farvre texted her a picture of his penis. Jenn Sterger has a hot round ass, too, but Inez Sainz has the hotter ass.
Jenn Sterger’s Ass
Bill Clinton and Heath Schuler Rally in Asheville
October 21, 2010
I sat my ass down infront of the Asheville courthouse today, and waited 4 hours for President Bill Clinton to come and deliver a speech in support of Congressman Heath Schuler. Of course, Bill’s ass was late, but once he got there, he did give a very good speech, and he convinced me that voting for Heath Schuler was the right thing to do.
My ass was not very close to the podium, as you can see here:
Butt just in front of me, and in plain view for 4 hours, was this glorius ass:
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Comment by Uzi
Nice ass with good shape
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Comment by Ibrahim
Great asses! Thanks!
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Comment by Julie
Its ok…I’ve licked hotter asses.
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Jessica Biel has a Perfect Ass
October 20, 2010
Jessica has a pretty smile and a sweet round ass that is devoid of cellulite.
Butt Jessica is not all ass. Â She is an accomplished actress who could provide stimulating conversaion when not licking her ass. Below are some clickable thumbs of Jessica’s clothed ass, and a couple at the beach taken when when she was dating Derek Jeter.
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Here is a tribute I found on You Tube showing off all the main stream movie scenes featuring Jessica’s incredible ass.
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Comment by Bitches, she's mine
Hah I already fucked her hardcore
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Comment by girish
o yes very good ass
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Comment by Siavash
Fucking her ass is enjoyable .
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Comment by Maggie
She has the best ass hands down! She is also very classy and intelligent. What more could you ask for?
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Comment by Colt
Holy Shit! I wish I could fuck her ass!
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Comment by Anonymous
hot ass
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Comment by Anonymous
I like it all
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Comment by Klinsman
Wow i also wish 2 fuck her ass off.
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Comment by Aristotle
I love your ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by edgar
Damm
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I want to fuck your ass
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I love your ass
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Comment by deangelo
Love to fuck that ass
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Comment by Uzi
How i wish to fuck that ass right now!
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Comment by Rocastar
I would lick and suck that ass for a long time. Once I am done with that, I will put my dick in there and cum in it. No dick is big enough for that sexy sluts tasty and delicious ass. Still I would love to fuck the shit outta the whore. Fuck her in the face, ass, and pussy. This bitch has a unique butt. This slut’s ass is mine
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Comment by hotdevil
Fucking that round ass would be very enjoyable…
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Comment by Jimmy
Awesome
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Comment by Rocking Jay
I wanna lick that ass so bad. After licking it, I will lose my dick in it, cuz its huger than my bitch ass girlfriend’s ass. Believe you me, my gal’s ass is enormous. I wanna fuck Jessica Biel’s ass so hard.
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Comment by Rocking Jay
Man! Thanks to this slut I need to lick a hot females big butt right now! Maybe my girllfriend or some hooker with a big sexy ass
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Comment by mikel
my penis is too small for this ass
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Comment by Lisa
Got an ass like Lisa McBride
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Comment by raj
oh buddy, shucks…. that’s my bad luck, that I could not get such ass to enjoy.
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Comment by Anonymous
I’d suck and lick her asshole then fuck it
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Comment by ray
I’d love to cum in her ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I really want to lick her ass crack up and down!
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Comment by daniel
i want to have you in my bed and fuck you all night
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Comment by Stevo
I will fuck your big ass and put my dick in your mouth.
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Comment by Vikram
I like her ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by ya mother
I dream about crushing that shit
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Comment by rahul
your ass made my penis swolen
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Comment by Stephen Drifust
That ass would would swallow my penis whole
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About Lucky Ass
September 21, 2010
Monday morning, time to get back to work. First, I drop the kids off at school, and then, my morning ritual of getting coffee without leaving my car. On the drive home, I try to savor my coffee, but sometimes finish it while I sit in my drive way listening to Howard Stern. Yes, I work from home.
Once inside, the first thing I do is check my email. Between the spam are notifications of sales I made while sleeping. It’s fun checking to see how much I made in commission sales on the web, while not actually working.
This morning, the numbers are particularly good. I made $105 while I slept. Another email notifies me that HotCulo has come online. I briefly consider logging on to check her out. HotCulo is extremely popular and rarely online, and she has the most amazing ass. But, I need to get back to work.
Another email notifies me that an old high school buddy has responded to my Facebook friend request. He said that he enjoyed catching up with me, as he always wondered what happened to someone after they were kicked out of St. Albans.
I was not, exactly, kicked out of St. Albans. After several troubling years of grade school there, the school administration suggested that St. Albans was not a good place for me, and that I might have more success at another school. So, my parents sent me away to a boarding school where it was mandatory for every student to see a shrink twice a week.
My mother always told me that if I didn’t study, I would end up being a garbage man. Well, I never did study, and I did not become a garbage man. Clearly though, if I had become a garbage man, with the economy in its current down turn, I would likely be doing better than some of my St. Albans classmates. At least, I would have a job.
After I graduated high school in 1986, I spent more than ten years doing every possible job which did not require a trained skill. Everything from processing hamburgers at a meat factory in Israel, to bussing tables at a University of Minnesota Sorority House, to becoming a local celebrity as an ice cream vendor at minor league baseball games in St. Paul, to helping fill audiences for the Arsenio Hall Show by giving away free tickets on Venice Beach. It was an adventure, but it didn’t build any type of a future for myself. My total assets at the end of this carefree existence equaled what it did when I was still in grade school at St. Albans – 0.
When the commercial Internet was still in its infancy, and I was living again with my parents, I made two decisions, which, at the time seemed very insignificant. The first decision was to bet a lot of money on a few football games; the second was to place an ad in The Washington City Paper personals. I really had no money to be gambling, and the ad in the personals was a desperate attempt to find somebody, anybody, who was at least somewhat attractive, to sleep with me.
This was not the first time I had bet a bunch of money I did not have on football games. Nor was it the first time I had run an ad in the personals. What made this time different were the results: I won several thousand dollars on the bets, and a beautiful woman responded to my ad. She not only agreed to sleep with me, but later, agreed to be my wife.
With the money I won, I went out and spent $3200 on the best home PC made at the time. It featured a Pentium II processor running at a whopping speed of 266 MHz; $900 of the cost went towards getting an almost flat screen 17″ monitor. Though totally useless today, the computer is still in storage, simply because I can’t bare the thought of throwing away something I spent so much money on.
A doctor friend who went to St. Albans with me asked if I was going to spend so much money on a PC, how exactly, was I planning on using it? At the time, I could not give him an answer. The cultural revolution of Internet porn had not yet begun. Though he was a good friend, I still did not feel comfortable explaining that I had to buy this computer in order to download scans of women with perfectly smooth, beautiful round asses.
Illegally downloading copyrighted porn images is much safer than stealing porn magazines from the local drug store (how I got my porn when I was a kid), and certainly less humiliating than hanging out at the local video store browsing porn behind the adults only door.
My future wife, wanting me to find some kind of career path, said that the $3200 I spent on the computer should go towards something more, than just entertainment. She agreed, or rather said it was ok, if I learned to make porn websites for a living.
Making a living - that is what I am supposed to be doing. So, I close out my email, and open up my browser to check the new updates from Nasty Dollars. Nasty Dollars is an online company which hosts their own adult pay websites. They shoot and promote all of their own content. I am an affiliate of theirs. Every $4.95 trial sign up to one of their sites earns me $35, as long as the customer came to their website via one of mine. The reality is, the average customer who pays $4.95 for a trial ends up spending more than $35 at the website over time. However, Nasty Dollars makes far more off the free promotion I am giving their sites, which is why they can afford to pay $35 when they have initially made only $4.95.
One of the new updates from Nasty Dollars features Alexis Texas, one of the very best asses, if not the best ass, in porn. I copy and paste three links to short video clips, all featuring her great ass, into my blog. Wow! Does that Alexis Texas have a great ass or what? I find myself studying her perfect curves. Maybe I should take a break from working for a bit, and practice man’s favorite past time? But, I just started my day. It is not even 9 AM, yet. Maybe if I just take care of things now, I can spend the rest of the day working. I remember, though, I often take a nap after doing that. So, I push on.
I need to write compelling porn copy, which should include many keywords for the search engines to index. Words like apple ass, bubble butt, and phat booty are mandatory. Website traffic coming directly from search engines is the second best at converting to sales. The best conversion rate comes from visitors who type in your domain name directly. The worst conversion rates come from surfers who had no intention of visiting the website in the first place. But don’t get me wrong. There is a good reason why, when your wife or mother walks in the room and you quickly try to close your browser, seven windows pop up displaying hardcore porn. Those pop ups generate revenue!
Wow! Alexis Texas has an amazingly phat booty. Her bubble butt is true perfection! I could live with my face between those glorious ass cheeks…
I finish writing the copy, and then ponder what to do next. I own and manage over 100 adult web sites. The $105 I made last night was great, considering I hadn’t made a sale in the past five days. A few years back, before the recession started, I was pulling between four and six grand a month. But, the internet changes all the time. A lot of what I sold before can now be gotten for free. And the strategies I used to use to generate traffic, don’t always work these days. The biggest problem, is deciding what strategy to use. If I knew what was going to work, what was going to generate revenue, I would just do it. But I don’t know. Not only that, there are the thousands of other webmasters out there who are sitting at their own computers right now thinking exactly what I am thinking.
I ponder more, and begin to wonder, again, how I ever got myself in this business in the first place? It was a fantasy. Eventually, I was going to video my own content like the great Buttman and Seymore Butts. I would screw the stars – the porn stars.
Back in the day, the Internet had many dot coms still available when I decided I would be Lucky Ass. On March 19, 1998, I registered the domain name LuckyAss.com. This spring will mark the 12th anniversary of my career in porn.
Some career I have. With the economy in its current state, my self-taught computer skills just aren’t cutting it any more. So, I recently returned to school. Phone apps are all the rage now, and I want to jump on that money train. I can make my living programming porn apps. Or, maybe it doesn’t have to be porn at all. Yesterday, I registered the domain name HowardSternApps.com. Maybe I can parlay that into a fortune? What to do? What to do, right now?
The highlight of my porn career has to be going to the AVN Awards in Las Vegas a couple years back. I took a couple of old friends from St. Albans with me. I needed them there for emotional support. I didn’t have the balls to pull off my planned stunt, alone. As Lucky Ass, I walked around the show floor with my video camera asking porn stars if they like football. The NFL Conference Championship games were also that weekend, so I would ask them who they were rooting for. Then, I would ask them if they liked having their ass licked. The answers were across the board. It was great! One of my St. Albans friends who was with me aspires to one day be The Surgeon General of the United States. He has made me swear that I never tell anyone he was with me. I now call him Dr. X.
Today, I went to open my mail, not email, but the kind that still comes to the mail box sitting in front of my house. One letter was from the St. Albans Alumni Association. Apparently, I attended the school long enough, for them to consider me an alumnus and solicit me for donations. This one was not asking for donations, however. Rather, it was an invitation to participate in Career Day, where alumni discuss their career with the seniors so as to help decide on a career path.
Obviously, the alumni department was not aware of what I do for a living. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to give a talk, though? Whereas, a few years back I might have stood up in front of the students and told them to forget school, because there are easier ways to make a living, now I would be a good example of what career path not to choose. And I could tell them to stay in school and be studious, so as to provide themselves the best opportunity to have a successful career in the future. They could later choose to be a garbage man, if they wanted to be a garbage man, but an education gives them more options to choose from.
I sound like my mother.
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Comment by Vaughn McCarty
Great work on getting yours! Reassuring me the American dream lives on to do what you love and get paid!
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Naomi Russell Great Ass Porn Star
June 28, 2010
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Check out Naomi’s Ass in HD Here for your desktop!
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Comment by Anonymous
Fuck it hole day
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Comment by anonymous
Nice ass
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Comment by joker
dam baby i wil fuck the shit out of u
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Comment by Macho
I fuck that all day and night
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Comment by Kk
I nid 2 fuck dat ass badly
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Comment by Anonymous
come to my house and will have fun
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Comment by justin
Make ulo love all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I will wax that ass all day
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Comment by Hood
Your ass is fine! Damn, i could fuck it 2 death…..sexy ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow…dats nice sweet booty we should work on increasing it
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Comment by Baruka
We dont have such an ass in Kenya.
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Comment by Fatality
I want to fuck them
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Comment by Jojo
Got me sooo Hard baby! I will love you all night and day!
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Comment by mad evil
Your ass makes my dick stand to attention
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Comment by your dream
dam i’ll tear that ass up and fuck u all fucken day
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Comment by jack
my penis is too small for this ass
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Comment by Hornyguy
I wanna bang that ass!
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Comment by Sandey
What a nice ass baby, i wish to fuck it hard with my big stick
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Comment by Dj
How can I get in touch with you? I would love to lick your asshole for hours…for free!
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Comment by Wolexy
How I wish your ass was at my side to fuck you with my dick.
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Comment by Wolexy
Your ass makes my dick fully erect
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Comment by Kelvin
I feel like sucking your ass.
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Comment by Anonymous
Y’all are dumb. She’s not gonna fuck you.
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Comment by T-DUBB
fuck baby let me bust on that big round ass, my dick is so hard i wish that ass was on the tip of it.
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Comment by Uzi
Wow! it a nice ass! How i wish to fuck that ass all day and let her suck my 8 and half inch dick with that beautiful mouth.
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Comment by Pater
I love them big round asses
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Comment by j.arata
Your a gorgeous outstanding doll with an incredible ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to kiss your ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Need big butts to fuck.
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow Naomi! Your ass is soooo fucking hot
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Comment by ray
I want to eat that asshole!!
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Comment by X South Side
Baby, you got that pink panther ass.
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Comment by Bugy
Wow
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Comment by sammy
that ass is sooooooooooo fucking fine!
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Comment by chris freeman
I’m gonna fuck dat ass til d end of mankind….its so perfect!!!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass
June 24, 2010
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
Iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass can be seen in HD Video on your Desktop Here!
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Comment by Mark
Wow what a sexy ASS, I’d rim that!
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I wanna be a partner in porn in charlotte nc 28270
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Comment by Hari
Best ass I have ever seen!
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Comment by j kush
sup ma look me up im what u need
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Comment by your dream
find and dis that loser i’ll give moans
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Comment by masoud
I want to eat your ass all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I would eat your ass all day long
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Comment by Mohammed
I like that big jewish ass
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Comment by Punjabi jatt
i have a big dick please massage it with your ass cheecks!
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Comment by Henry C Maduagwu
She has a great ass shape, and I believe she is good in bed. I really wish I could have sex with her. Oh, what a beautiful girl I have met.
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Comment by Igwe
I love your ass
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Comment by T-DUBB
DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Comment by T-DUBB
Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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Comment by Mcmane
fuck! that ass sexy
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Comment by Danjez
I love those asses
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Comment by Kerry
Damn Ma…Now that is an ass!
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Comment by Cristian lopez
Damn i wud fuck dat ass all day long!!!!!!!
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Comment by dinu
I want to lick deep into your ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I need to act with your sweet ass.
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Comment by Jim Screechy
The most beautiful ass. I wish to be with you forever.
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Comment by Sabah
I wish to be with your beautiful ass forever.
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Comment by Anonymous
beautiful ass
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Comment by Dd420
Damn i could tap that ass all day and all night god damn thats an ass fuck
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Comment by chris freeman
wow!!!!!! What a ass
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Comment by Fidelis
your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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Comment by Dj dirty mone
I like your fat ass butt i will eat you out
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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Comment by pedro
Buenos. Culos. Se ben
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Comment by aya ramah
i need girls too fuck
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Comment by Umar cash money
ì lov u so much
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Comment by Anonymous
fuck tha ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Comment by Zaga
Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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Comment by ste
I’m a truck driver who fucks big black ass
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Comment by Mario
I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Comment by Krunk
Definition of AZZ
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Comment by m
I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz!
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by jew lover
shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas, born at a military base in Panama and raised in small town Texas, is one of the biggest names on the internet today, and she has her big, beautiful round ass, her big smile, and her big screen presence to thank for it (but mostly her incredible ass!). Alexis is 5′8″ and has a curvy 34c-27-40 figure with a nice pair of c-cup tits but she is mostly known for her best asset, her fantastic big ass. Her ethnicity is a mix of Puerto Rican, German, and Norwegian. Alexis started in the adult industry in 2007 after being discovered while she was bartending. One look at her is her ass in her cut off shorts jeans, and it was clear she needed to have her ass licked up and down, repeatedly, on video. Since that time, Alexis has been featured in over 250 videos and multiple ass websites. She was the cover girl for the 35th anniversary Hustler Magazine in June, 2009. Alexis Texas’s movie Alexis Texas is a Buttwoman, released by Elegant Angel was a big ass hit for Alexis. They were her first anal scenes, and incredibly it was the first time she actually had anal sex. Alexis Texas perfect round ass has led to her winning numerous adult video awards including best new starlet at the AVN Awards Show.
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New York Jets Reporter with Great Ass Inez Sainz, and Jenn Sterger’s Hot Ass | March 8, 2011 |
which New York jets reporter with a great ass? the one that claimed she was sexually harrassed in the Jets lockerroom. But come on, where jeans like this, and an ass like that, she is lucky the entire Jets offensive line didn’t start munching on her glorious ass! Also pictured here is the girl who claimed Brett Farvre texted her a picture of his penis. Jenn Sterger has a hot round ass, too, but Inez Sainz has the hotter ass.
Jenn Sterger’s Ass
Bill Clinton and Heath Schuler Rally in Asheville
October 21, 2010
I sat my ass down infront of the Asheville courthouse today, and waited 4 hours for President Bill Clinton to come and deliver a speech in support of Congressman Heath Schuler. Of course, Bill’s ass was late, but once he got there, he did give a very good speech, and he convinced me that voting for Heath Schuler was the right thing to do.
My ass was not very close to the podium, as you can see here:
Butt just in front of me, and in plain view for 4 hours, was this glorius ass:
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Comment by Uzi
Nice ass with good shape
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Comment by Ibrahim
Great asses! Thanks!
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Comment by Julie
Its ok…I’ve licked hotter asses.
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Jessica Biel has a Perfect Ass
October 20, 2010
Jessica has a pretty smile and a sweet round ass that is devoid of cellulite.
Butt Jessica is not all ass. Â She is an accomplished actress who could provide stimulating conversaion when not licking her ass. Below are some clickable thumbs of Jessica’s clothed ass, and a couple at the beach taken when when she was dating Derek Jeter.
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Here is a tribute I found on You Tube showing off all the main stream movie scenes featuring Jessica’s incredible ass.
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Comment by Bitches, she's mine
Hah I already fucked her hardcore
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Comment by girish
o yes very good ass
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Comment by Siavash
Fucking her ass is enjoyable .
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Comment by Maggie
She has the best ass hands down! She is also very classy and intelligent. What more could you ask for?
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Comment by Colt
Holy Shit! I wish I could fuck her ass!
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Comment by Anonymous
hot ass
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Comment by Anonymous
I like it all
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Comment by Klinsman
Wow i also wish 2 fuck her ass off.
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Comment by Aristotle
I love your ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by edgar
Damm
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I want to fuck your ass
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I love your ass
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Comment by deangelo
Love to fuck that ass
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Comment by Uzi
How i wish to fuck that ass right now!
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Comment by Rocastar
I would lick and suck that ass for a long time. Once I am done with that, I will put my dick in there and cum in it. No dick is big enough for that sexy sluts tasty and delicious ass. Still I would love to fuck the shit outta the whore. Fuck her in the face, ass, and pussy. This bitch has a unique butt. This slut’s ass is mine
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Comment by hotdevil
Fucking that round ass would be very enjoyable…
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Comment by Jimmy
Awesome
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Comment by Rocking Jay
I wanna lick that ass so bad. After licking it, I will lose my dick in it, cuz its huger than my bitch ass girlfriend’s ass. Believe you me, my gal’s ass is enormous. I wanna fuck Jessica Biel’s ass so hard.
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Comment by Rocking Jay
Man! Thanks to this slut I need to lick a hot females big butt right now! Maybe my girllfriend or some hooker with a big sexy ass
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Comment by mikel
my penis is too small for this ass
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Comment by Lisa
Got an ass like Lisa McBride
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Comment by raj
oh buddy, shucks…. that’s my bad luck, that I could not get such ass to enjoy.
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Comment by Anonymous
I’d suck and lick her asshole then fuck it
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Comment by ray
I’d love to cum in her ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I really want to lick her ass crack up and down!
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Comment by daniel
i want to have you in my bed and fuck you all night
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Comment by Stevo
I will fuck your big ass and put my dick in your mouth.
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Comment by Vikram
I like her ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by ya mother
I dream about crushing that shit
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Comment by rahul
your ass made my penis swolen
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Comment by Stephen Drifust
That ass would would swallow my penis whole
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About Lucky Ass
September 21, 2010
Monday morning, time to get back to work. First, I drop the kids off at school, and then, my morning ritual of getting coffee without leaving my car. On the drive home, I try to savor my coffee, but sometimes finish it while I sit in my drive way listening to Howard Stern. Yes, I work from home.
Once inside, the first thing I do is check my email. Between the spam are notifications of sales I made while sleeping. It’s fun checking to see how much I made in commission sales on the web, while not actually working.
This morning, the numbers are particularly good. I made $105 while I slept. Another email notifies me that HotCulo has come online. I briefly consider logging on to check her out. HotCulo is extremely popular and rarely online, and she has the most amazing ass. But, I need to get back to work.
Another email notifies me that an old high school buddy has responded to my Facebook friend request. He said that he enjoyed catching up with me, as he always wondered what happened to someone after they were kicked out of St. Albans.
I was not, exactly, kicked out of St. Albans. After several troubling years of grade school there, the school administration suggested that St. Albans was not a good place for me, and that I might have more success at another school. So, my parents sent me away to a boarding school where it was mandatory for every student to see a shrink twice a week.
My mother always told me that if I didn’t study, I would end up being a garbage man. Well, I never did study, and I did not become a garbage man. Clearly though, if I had become a garbage man, with the economy in its current down turn, I would likely be doing better than some of my St. Albans classmates. At least, I would have a job.
After I graduated high school in 1986, I spent more than ten years doing every possible job which did not require a trained skill. Everything from processing hamburgers at a meat factory in Israel, to bussing tables at a University of Minnesota Sorority House, to becoming a local celebrity as an ice cream vendor at minor league baseball games in St. Paul, to helping fill audiences for the Arsenio Hall Show by giving away free tickets on Venice Beach. It was an adventure, but it didn’t build any type of a future for myself. My total assets at the end of this carefree existence equaled what it did when I was still in grade school at St. Albans – 0.
When the commercial Internet was still in its infancy, and I was living again with my parents, I made two decisions, which, at the time seemed very insignificant. The first decision was to bet a lot of money on a few football games; the second was to place an ad in The Washington City Paper personals. I really had no money to be gambling, and the ad in the personals was a desperate attempt to find somebody, anybody, who was at least somewhat attractive, to sleep with me.
This was not the first time I had bet a bunch of money I did not have on football games. Nor was it the first time I had run an ad in the personals. What made this time different were the results: I won several thousand dollars on the bets, and a beautiful woman responded to my ad. She not only agreed to sleep with me, but later, agreed to be my wife.
With the money I won, I went out and spent $3200 on the best home PC made at the time. It featured a Pentium II processor running at a whopping speed of 266 MHz; $900 of the cost went towards getting an almost flat screen 17″ monitor. Though totally useless today, the computer is still in storage, simply because I can’t bare the thought of throwing away something I spent so much money on.
A doctor friend who went to St. Albans with me asked if I was going to spend so much money on a PC, how exactly, was I planning on using it? At the time, I could not give him an answer. The cultural revolution of Internet porn had not yet begun. Though he was a good friend, I still did not feel comfortable explaining that I had to buy this computer in order to download scans of women with perfectly smooth, beautiful round asses.
Illegally downloading copyrighted porn images is much safer than stealing porn magazines from the local drug store (how I got my porn when I was a kid), and certainly less humiliating than hanging out at the local video store browsing porn behind the adults only door.
My future wife, wanting me to find some kind of career path, said that the $3200 I spent on the computer should go towards something more, than just entertainment. She agreed, or rather said it was ok, if I learned to make porn websites for a living.
Making a living - that is what I am supposed to be doing. So, I close out my email, and open up my browser to check the new updates from Nasty Dollars. Nasty Dollars is an online company which hosts their own adult pay websites. They shoot and promote all of their own content. I am an affiliate of theirs. Every $4.95 trial sign up to one of their sites earns me $35, as long as the customer came to their website via one of mine. The reality is, the average customer who pays $4.95 for a trial ends up spending more than $35 at the website over time. However, Nasty Dollars makes far more off the free promotion I am giving their sites, which is why they can afford to pay $35 when they have initially made only $4.95.
One of the new updates from Nasty Dollars features Alexis Texas, one of the very best asses, if not the best ass, in porn. I copy and paste three links to short video clips, all featuring her great ass, into my blog. Wow! Does that Alexis Texas have a great ass or what? I find myself studying her perfect curves. Maybe I should take a break from working for a bit, and practice man’s favorite past time? But, I just started my day. It is not even 9 AM, yet. Maybe if I just take care of things now, I can spend the rest of the day working. I remember, though, I often take a nap after doing that. So, I push on.
I need to write compelling porn copy, which should include many keywords for the search engines to index. Words like apple ass, bubble butt, and phat booty are mandatory. Website traffic coming directly from search engines is the second best at converting to sales. The best conversion rate comes from visitors who type in your domain name directly. The worst conversion rates come from surfers who had no intention of visiting the website in the first place. But don’t get me wrong. There is a good reason why, when your wife or mother walks in the room and you quickly try to close your browser, seven windows pop up displaying hardcore porn. Those pop ups generate revenue!
Wow! Alexis Texas has an amazingly phat booty. Her bubble butt is true perfection! I could live with my face between those glorious ass cheeks…
I finish writing the copy, and then ponder what to do next. I own and manage over 100 adult web sites. The $105 I made last night was great, considering I hadn’t made a sale in the past five days. A few years back, before the recession started, I was pulling between four and six grand a month. But, the internet changes all the time. A lot of what I sold before can now be gotten for free. And the strategies I used to use to generate traffic, don’t always work these days. The biggest problem, is deciding what strategy to use. If I knew what was going to work, what was going to generate revenue, I would just do it. But I don’t know. Not only that, there are the thousands of other webmasters out there who are sitting at their own computers right now thinking exactly what I am thinking.
I ponder more, and begin to wonder, again, how I ever got myself in this business in the first place? It was a fantasy. Eventually, I was going to video my own content like the great Buttman and Seymore Butts. I would screw the stars – the porn stars.
Back in the day, the Internet had many dot coms still available when I decided I would be Lucky Ass. On March 19, 1998, I registered the domain name LuckyAss.com. This spring will mark the 12th anniversary of my career in porn.
Some career I have. With the economy in its current state, my self-taught computer skills just aren’t cutting it any more. So, I recently returned to school. Phone apps are all the rage now, and I want to jump on that money train. I can make my living programming porn apps. Or, maybe it doesn’t have to be porn at all. Yesterday, I registered the domain name HowardSternApps.com. Maybe I can parlay that into a fortune? What to do? What to do, right now?
The highlight of my porn career has to be going to the AVN Awards in Las Vegas a couple years back. I took a couple of old friends from St. Albans with me. I needed them there for emotional support. I didn’t have the balls to pull off my planned stunt, alone. As Lucky Ass, I walked around the show floor with my video camera asking porn stars if they like football. The NFL Conference Championship games were also that weekend, so I would ask them who they were rooting for. Then, I would ask them if they liked having their ass licked. The answers were across the board. It was great! One of my St. Albans friends who was with me aspires to one day be The Surgeon General of the United States. He has made me swear that I never tell anyone he was with me. I now call him Dr. X.
Today, I went to open my mail, not email, but the kind that still comes to the mail box sitting in front of my house. One letter was from the St. Albans Alumni Association. Apparently, I attended the school long enough, for them to consider me an alumnus and solicit me for donations. This one was not asking for donations, however. Rather, it was an invitation to participate in Career Day, where alumni discuss their career with the seniors so as to help decide on a career path.
Obviously, the alumni department was not aware of what I do for a living. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to give a talk, though? Whereas, a few years back I might have stood up in front of the students and told them to forget school, because there are easier ways to make a living, now I would be a good example of what career path not to choose. And I could tell them to stay in school and be studious, so as to provide themselves the best opportunity to have a successful career in the future. They could later choose to be a garbage man, if they wanted to be a garbage man, but an education gives them more options to choose from.
I sound like my mother.
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Comment by Vaughn McCarty
Great work on getting yours! Reassuring me the American dream lives on to do what you love and get paid!
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Naomi Russell Great Ass Porn Star
June 28, 2010
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Check out Naomi’s Ass in HD Here for your desktop!
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Comment by Anonymous
Fuck it hole day
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Comment by anonymous
Nice ass
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Comment by joker
dam baby i wil fuck the shit out of u
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Comment by Macho
I fuck that all day and night
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Comment by Kk
I nid 2 fuck dat ass badly
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Comment by Anonymous
come to my house and will have fun
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Comment by justin
Make ulo love all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I will wax that ass all day
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Comment by Hood
Your ass is fine! Damn, i could fuck it 2 death…..sexy ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow…dats nice sweet booty we should work on increasing it
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Comment by Baruka
We dont have such an ass in Kenya.
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Comment by Fatality
I want to fuck them
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Comment by Jojo
Got me sooo Hard baby! I will love you all night and day!
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Comment by mad evil
Your ass makes my dick stand to attention
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Comment by your dream
dam i’ll tear that ass up and fuck u all fucken day
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Comment by jack
my penis is too small for this ass
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Comment by Hornyguy
I wanna bang that ass!
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Comment by Sandey
What a nice ass baby, i wish to fuck it hard with my big stick
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Comment by Dj
How can I get in touch with you? I would love to lick your asshole for hours…for free!
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Comment by Wolexy
How I wish your ass was at my side to fuck you with my dick.
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Comment by Wolexy
Your ass makes my dick fully erect
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Comment by Kelvin
I feel like sucking your ass.
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Comment by Anonymous
Y’all are dumb. She’s not gonna fuck you.
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Comment by T-DUBB
fuck baby let me bust on that big round ass, my dick is so hard i wish that ass was on the tip of it.
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Comment by Uzi
Wow! it a nice ass! How i wish to fuck that ass all day and let her suck my 8 and half inch dick with that beautiful mouth.
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Comment by Pater
I love them big round asses
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Comment by j.arata
Your a gorgeous outstanding doll with an incredible ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to kiss your ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Need big butts to fuck.
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow Naomi! Your ass is soooo fucking hot
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Comment by ray
I want to eat that asshole!!
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Comment by X South Side
Baby, you got that pink panther ass.
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Comment by Bugy
Wow
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Comment by sammy
that ass is sooooooooooo fucking fine!
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Comment by chris freeman
I’m gonna fuck dat ass til d end of mankind….its so perfect!!!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass
June 24, 2010
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
Iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass can be seen in HD Video on your Desktop Here!
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Comment by Mark
Wow what a sexy ASS, I’d rim that!
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I wanna be a partner in porn in charlotte nc 28270
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Comment by Hari
Best ass I have ever seen!
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Comment by j kush
sup ma look me up im what u need
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Comment by your dream
find and dis that loser i’ll give moans
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Comment by masoud
I want to eat your ass all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I would eat your ass all day long
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Comment by Mohammed
I like that big jewish ass
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Comment by Punjabi jatt
i have a big dick please massage it with your ass cheecks!
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Comment by Henry C Maduagwu
She has a great ass shape, and I believe she is good in bed. I really wish I could have sex with her. Oh, what a beautiful girl I have met.
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Comment by Igwe
I love your ass
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Comment by T-DUBB
DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Comment by T-DUBB
Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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Comment by Mcmane
fuck! that ass sexy
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Comment by Danjez
I love those asses
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Comment by Kerry
Damn Ma…Now that is an ass!
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Comment by Cristian lopez
Damn i wud fuck dat ass all day long!!!!!!!
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Comment by dinu
I want to lick deep into your ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I need to act with your sweet ass.
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Comment by Jim Screechy
The most beautiful ass. I wish to be with you forever.
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Comment by Sabah
I wish to be with your beautiful ass forever.
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Comment by Anonymous
beautiful ass
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Comment by Dd420
Damn i could tap that ass all day and all night god damn thats an ass fuck
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Comment by chris freeman
wow!!!!!! What a ass
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Comment by Fidelis
your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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Comment by Dj dirty mone
I like your fat ass butt i will eat you out
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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Comment by pedro
Buenos. Culos. Se ben
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Comment by aya ramah
i need girls too fuck
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Comment by Umar cash money
ì lov u so much
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Comment by Anonymous
fuck tha ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Comment by Zaga
Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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Comment by ste
I’m a truck driver who fucks big black ass
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Comment by Mario
I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Comment by Krunk
Definition of AZZ
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Comment by m
I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz!
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by jew lover
shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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which New York jets reporter with a great ass? the one that claimed she was sexually harrassed in the Jets lockerroom. But come on, where jeans like this, and an ass like that, she is lucky the entire Jets offensive line didn’t start munching on her glorious ass! Also pictured here is the girl who claimed Brett Farvre texted her a picture of his penis. Jenn Sterger has a hot round ass, too, but Inez Sainz has the hotter ass.
Jenn Sterger’s Ass
Bill Clinton and Heath Schuler Rally in Asheville | October 21, 2010 |
I sat my ass down infront of the Asheville courthouse today, and waited 4 hours for President Bill Clinton to come and deliver a speech in support of Congressman Heath Schuler. Of course, Bill’s ass was late, but once he got there, he did give a very good speech, and he convinced me that voting for Heath Schuler was the right thing to do.
My ass was not very close to the podium, as you can see here:
Butt just in front of me, and in plain view for 4 hours, was this glorius ass:
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Comment by Uzi
Nice ass with good shape
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Comment by Ibrahim
Great asses! Thanks!
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Comment by Julie
Its ok…I’ve licked hotter asses.
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Jessica Biel has a Perfect Ass
October 20, 2010
Jessica has a pretty smile and a sweet round ass that is devoid of cellulite.
Butt Jessica is not all ass. Â She is an accomplished actress who could provide stimulating conversaion when not licking her ass. Below are some clickable thumbs of Jessica’s clothed ass, and a couple at the beach taken when when she was dating Derek Jeter.
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Here is a tribute I found on You Tube showing off all the main stream movie scenes featuring Jessica’s incredible ass.
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Comment by Bitches, she's mine
Hah I already fucked her hardcore
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Comment by girish
o yes very good ass
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Comment by Siavash
Fucking her ass is enjoyable .
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Comment by Maggie
She has the best ass hands down! She is also very classy and intelligent. What more could you ask for?
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Comment by Colt
Holy Shit! I wish I could fuck her ass!
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Comment by Anonymous
hot ass
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Comment by Anonymous
I like it all
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Comment by Klinsman
Wow i also wish 2 fuck her ass off.
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Comment by Aristotle
I love your ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by edgar
Damm
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I want to fuck your ass
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I love your ass
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Comment by deangelo
Love to fuck that ass
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Comment by Uzi
How i wish to fuck that ass right now!
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Comment by Rocastar
I would lick and suck that ass for a long time. Once I am done with that, I will put my dick in there and cum in it. No dick is big enough for that sexy sluts tasty and delicious ass. Still I would love to fuck the shit outta the whore. Fuck her in the face, ass, and pussy. This bitch has a unique butt. This slut’s ass is mine
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Comment by hotdevil
Fucking that round ass would be very enjoyable…
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Comment by Jimmy
Awesome
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Comment by Rocking Jay
I wanna lick that ass so bad. After licking it, I will lose my dick in it, cuz its huger than my bitch ass girlfriend’s ass. Believe you me, my gal’s ass is enormous. I wanna fuck Jessica Biel’s ass so hard.
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Comment by Rocking Jay
Man! Thanks to this slut I need to lick a hot females big butt right now! Maybe my girllfriend or some hooker with a big sexy ass
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Comment by mikel
my penis is too small for this ass
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Got an ass like Lisa McBride
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oh buddy, shucks…. that’s my bad luck, that I could not get such ass to enjoy.
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I’d suck and lick her asshole then fuck it
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I’d love to cum in her ass
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I really want to lick her ass crack up and down!
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I like her ass and want to fuck it
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I dream about crushing that shit
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your ass made my penis swolen
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That ass would would swallow my penis whole
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About Lucky Ass
September 21, 2010
Monday morning, time to get back to work. First, I drop the kids off at school, and then, my morning ritual of getting coffee without leaving my car. On the drive home, I try to savor my coffee, but sometimes finish it while I sit in my drive way listening to Howard Stern. Yes, I work from home.
Once inside, the first thing I do is check my email. Between the spam are notifications of sales I made while sleeping. It’s fun checking to see how much I made in commission sales on the web, while not actually working.
This morning, the numbers are particularly good. I made $105 while I slept. Another email notifies me that HotCulo has come online. I briefly consider logging on to check her out. HotCulo is extremely popular and rarely online, and she has the most amazing ass. But, I need to get back to work.
Another email notifies me that an old high school buddy has responded to my Facebook friend request. He said that he enjoyed catching up with me, as he always wondered what happened to someone after they were kicked out of St. Albans.
I was not, exactly, kicked out of St. Albans. After several troubling years of grade school there, the school administration suggested that St. Albans was not a good place for me, and that I might have more success at another school. So, my parents sent me away to a boarding school where it was mandatory for every student to see a shrink twice a week.
My mother always told me that if I didn’t study, I would end up being a garbage man. Well, I never did study, and I did not become a garbage man. Clearly though, if I had become a garbage man, with the economy in its current down turn, I would likely be doing better than some of my St. Albans classmates. At least, I would have a job.
After I graduated high school in 1986, I spent more than ten years doing every possible job which did not require a trained skill. Everything from processing hamburgers at a meat factory in Israel, to bussing tables at a University of Minnesota Sorority House, to becoming a local celebrity as an ice cream vendor at minor league baseball games in St. Paul, to helping fill audiences for the Arsenio Hall Show by giving away free tickets on Venice Beach. It was an adventure, but it didn’t build any type of a future for myself. My total assets at the end of this carefree existence equaled what it did when I was still in grade school at St. Albans – 0.
When the commercial Internet was still in its infancy, and I was living again with my parents, I made two decisions, which, at the time seemed very insignificant. The first decision was to bet a lot of money on a few football games; the second was to place an ad in The Washington City Paper personals. I really had no money to be gambling, and the ad in the personals was a desperate attempt to find somebody, anybody, who was at least somewhat attractive, to sleep with me.
This was not the first time I had bet a bunch of money I did not have on football games. Nor was it the first time I had run an ad in the personals. What made this time different were the results: I won several thousand dollars on the bets, and a beautiful woman responded to my ad. She not only agreed to sleep with me, but later, agreed to be my wife.
With the money I won, I went out and spent $3200 on the best home PC made at the time. It featured a Pentium II processor running at a whopping speed of 266 MHz; $900 of the cost went towards getting an almost flat screen 17″ monitor. Though totally useless today, the computer is still in storage, simply because I can’t bare the thought of throwing away something I spent so much money on.
A doctor friend who went to St. Albans with me asked if I was going to spend so much money on a PC, how exactly, was I planning on using it? At the time, I could not give him an answer. The cultural revolution of Internet porn had not yet begun. Though he was a good friend, I still did not feel comfortable explaining that I had to buy this computer in order to download scans of women with perfectly smooth, beautiful round asses.
Illegally downloading copyrighted porn images is much safer than stealing porn magazines from the local drug store (how I got my porn when I was a kid), and certainly less humiliating than hanging out at the local video store browsing porn behind the adults only door.
My future wife, wanting me to find some kind of career path, said that the $3200 I spent on the computer should go towards something more, than just entertainment. She agreed, or rather said it was ok, if I learned to make porn websites for a living.
Making a living - that is what I am supposed to be doing. So, I close out my email, and open up my browser to check the new updates from Nasty Dollars. Nasty Dollars is an online company which hosts their own adult pay websites. They shoot and promote all of their own content. I am an affiliate of theirs. Every $4.95 trial sign up to one of their sites earns me $35, as long as the customer came to their website via one of mine. The reality is, the average customer who pays $4.95 for a trial ends up spending more than $35 at the website over time. However, Nasty Dollars makes far more off the free promotion I am giving their sites, which is why they can afford to pay $35 when they have initially made only $4.95.
One of the new updates from Nasty Dollars features Alexis Texas, one of the very best asses, if not the best ass, in porn. I copy and paste three links to short video clips, all featuring her great ass, into my blog. Wow! Does that Alexis Texas have a great ass or what? I find myself studying her perfect curves. Maybe I should take a break from working for a bit, and practice man’s favorite past time? But, I just started my day. It is not even 9 AM, yet. Maybe if I just take care of things now, I can spend the rest of the day working. I remember, though, I often take a nap after doing that. So, I push on.
I need to write compelling porn copy, which should include many keywords for the search engines to index. Words like apple ass, bubble butt, and phat booty are mandatory. Website traffic coming directly from search engines is the second best at converting to sales. The best conversion rate comes from visitors who type in your domain name directly. The worst conversion rates come from surfers who had no intention of visiting the website in the first place. But don’t get me wrong. There is a good reason why, when your wife or mother walks in the room and you quickly try to close your browser, seven windows pop up displaying hardcore porn. Those pop ups generate revenue!
Wow! Alexis Texas has an amazingly phat booty. Her bubble butt is true perfection! I could live with my face between those glorious ass cheeks…
I finish writing the copy, and then ponder what to do next. I own and manage over 100 adult web sites. The $105 I made last night was great, considering I hadn’t made a sale in the past five days. A few years back, before the recession started, I was pulling between four and six grand a month. But, the internet changes all the time. A lot of what I sold before can now be gotten for free. And the strategies I used to use to generate traffic, don’t always work these days. The biggest problem, is deciding what strategy to use. If I knew what was going to work, what was going to generate revenue, I would just do it. But I don’t know. Not only that, there are the thousands of other webmasters out there who are sitting at their own computers right now thinking exactly what I am thinking.
I ponder more, and begin to wonder, again, how I ever got myself in this business in the first place? It was a fantasy. Eventually, I was going to video my own content like the great Buttman and Seymore Butts. I would screw the stars – the porn stars.
Back in the day, the Internet had many dot coms still available when I decided I would be Lucky Ass. On March 19, 1998, I registered the domain name LuckyAss.com. This spring will mark the 12th anniversary of my career in porn.
Some career I have. With the economy in its current state, my self-taught computer skills just aren’t cutting it any more. So, I recently returned to school. Phone apps are all the rage now, and I want to jump on that money train. I can make my living programming porn apps. Or, maybe it doesn’t have to be porn at all. Yesterday, I registered the domain name HowardSternApps.com. Maybe I can parlay that into a fortune? What to do? What to do, right now?
The highlight of my porn career has to be going to the AVN Awards in Las Vegas a couple years back. I took a couple of old friends from St. Albans with me. I needed them there for emotional support. I didn’t have the balls to pull off my planned stunt, alone. As Lucky Ass, I walked around the show floor with my video camera asking porn stars if they like football. The NFL Conference Championship games were also that weekend, so I would ask them who they were rooting for. Then, I would ask them if they liked having their ass licked. The answers were across the board. It was great! One of my St. Albans friends who was with me aspires to one day be The Surgeon General of the United States. He has made me swear that I never tell anyone he was with me. I now call him Dr. X.
Today, I went to open my mail, not email, but the kind that still comes to the mail box sitting in front of my house. One letter was from the St. Albans Alumni Association. Apparently, I attended the school long enough, for them to consider me an alumnus and solicit me for donations. This one was not asking for donations, however. Rather, it was an invitation to participate in Career Day, where alumni discuss their career with the seniors so as to help decide on a career path.
Obviously, the alumni department was not aware of what I do for a living. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to give a talk, though? Whereas, a few years back I might have stood up in front of the students and told them to forget school, because there are easier ways to make a living, now I would be a good example of what career path not to choose. And I could tell them to stay in school and be studious, so as to provide themselves the best opportunity to have a successful career in the future. They could later choose to be a garbage man, if they wanted to be a garbage man, but an education gives them more options to choose from.
I sound like my mother.
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Comment by Vaughn McCarty
Great work on getting yours! Reassuring me the American dream lives on to do what you love and get paid!
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Naomi Russell Great Ass Porn Star
June 28, 2010
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
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Comment by Anonymous
Fuck it hole day
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Nice ass
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I fuck that all day and night
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come to my house and will have fun
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I will wax that ass all day
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We dont have such an ass in Kenya.
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I want to fuck them
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Got me sooo Hard baby! I will love you all night and day!
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Your ass makes my dick stand to attention
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my penis is too small for this ass
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I wanna bang that ass!
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Comment by Sandey
What a nice ass baby, i wish to fuck it hard with my big stick
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Comment by Dj
How can I get in touch with you? I would love to lick your asshole for hours…for free!
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Comment by Wolexy
How I wish your ass was at my side to fuck you with my dick.
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Comment by Wolexy
Your ass makes my dick fully erect
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Comment by Kelvin
I feel like sucking your ass.
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Comment by Anonymous
Y’all are dumb. She’s not gonna fuck you.
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Comment by T-DUBB
fuck baby let me bust on that big round ass, my dick is so hard i wish that ass was on the tip of it.
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Comment by Uzi
Wow! it a nice ass! How i wish to fuck that ass all day and let her suck my 8 and half inch dick with that beautiful mouth.
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Comment by Pater
I love them big round asses
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Comment by j.arata
Your a gorgeous outstanding doll with an incredible ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to kiss your ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Need big butts to fuck.
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow Naomi! Your ass is soooo fucking hot
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Comment by ray
I want to eat that asshole!!
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Comment by X South Side
Baby, you got that pink panther ass.
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Comment by Bugy
Wow
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Comment by sammy
that ass is sooooooooooo fucking fine!
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I’m gonna fuck dat ass til d end of mankind….its so perfect!!!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass
June 24, 2010
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
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Best ass I have ever seen!
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I want to eat your ass all day
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I would eat your ass all day long
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I like that big jewish ass
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i have a big dick please massage it with your ass cheecks!
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She has a great ass shape, and I believe she is good in bed. I really wish I could have sex with her. Oh, what a beautiful girl I have met.
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I love your ass
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Comment by T-DUBB
DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Comment by T-DUBB
Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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I love those asses
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Damn Ma…Now that is an ass!
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I want to lick deep into your ass
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I need to act with your sweet ass.
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The most beautiful ass. I wish to be with you forever.
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I wish to be with your beautiful ass forever.
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beautiful ass
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Damn i could tap that ass all day and all night god damn thats an ass fuck
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wow!!!!!! What a ass
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your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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I like your fat ass butt i will eat you out
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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Buenos. Culos. Se ben
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i need girls too fuck
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fuck tha ass
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i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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I’m a truck driver who fucks big black ass
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I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Definition of AZZ
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I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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I sat my ass down infront of the Asheville courthouse today, and waited 4 hours for President Bill Clinton to come and deliver a speech in support of Congressman Heath Schuler. Of course, Bill’s ass was late, but once he got there, he did give a very good speech, and he convinced me that voting for Heath Schuler was the right thing to do.
My ass was not very close to the podium, as you can see here:
Butt just in front of me, and in plain view for 4 hours, was this glorius ass:
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Jessica Biel has a Perfect Ass | October 20, 2010 |
Jessica has a pretty smile and a sweet round ass that is devoid of cellulite.
Butt Jessica is not all ass. Â She is an accomplished actress who could provide stimulating conversaion when not licking her ass. Below are some clickable thumbs of Jessica’s clothed ass, and a couple at the beach taken when when she was dating Derek Jeter.
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Here is a tribute I found on You Tube showing off all the main stream movie scenes featuring Jessica’s incredible ass.
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Comment by Bitches, she's mine
Hah I already fucked her hardcore
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Comment by girish
o yes very good ass
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Comment by Siavash
Fucking her ass is enjoyable .
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Comment by Maggie
She has the best ass hands down! She is also very classy and intelligent. What more could you ask for?
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Comment by Colt
Holy Shit! I wish I could fuck her ass!
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Comment by Anonymous
hot ass
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Comment by Anonymous
I like it all
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Comment by Klinsman
Wow i also wish 2 fuck her ass off.
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Comment by Aristotle
I love your ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by edgar
Damm
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I want to fuck your ass
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Comment by Uchenna albert ndiribe
I love your ass
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Comment by deangelo
Love to fuck that ass
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Comment by Uzi
How i wish to fuck that ass right now!
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Comment by Rocastar
I would lick and suck that ass for a long time. Once I am done with that, I will put my dick in there and cum in it. No dick is big enough for that sexy sluts tasty and delicious ass. Still I would love to fuck the shit outta the whore. Fuck her in the face, ass, and pussy. This bitch has a unique butt. This slut’s ass is mine
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Comment by hotdevil
Fucking that round ass would be very enjoyable…
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Comment by Jimmy
Awesome
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Comment by Rocking Jay
I wanna lick that ass so bad. After licking it, I will lose my dick in it, cuz its huger than my bitch ass girlfriend’s ass. Believe you me, my gal’s ass is enormous. I wanna fuck Jessica Biel’s ass so hard.
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Comment by Rocking Jay
Man! Thanks to this slut I need to lick a hot females big butt right now! Maybe my girllfriend or some hooker with a big sexy ass
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Comment by mikel
my penis is too small for this ass
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Comment by Lisa
Got an ass like Lisa McBride
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Comment by raj
oh buddy, shucks…. that’s my bad luck, that I could not get such ass to enjoy.
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Comment by Anonymous
I’d suck and lick her asshole then fuck it
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Comment by ray
I’d love to cum in her ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I really want to lick her ass crack up and down!
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Comment by daniel
i want to have you in my bed and fuck you all night
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Comment by Stevo
I will fuck your big ass and put my dick in your mouth.
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Comment by Vikram
I like her ass and want to fuck it
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Comment by ya mother
I dream about crushing that shit
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Comment by rahul
your ass made my penis swolen
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Comment by Stephen Drifust
That ass would would swallow my penis whole
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About Lucky Ass
September 21, 2010
Monday morning, time to get back to work. First, I drop the kids off at school, and then, my morning ritual of getting coffee without leaving my car. On the drive home, I try to savor my coffee, but sometimes finish it while I sit in my drive way listening to Howard Stern. Yes, I work from home.
Once inside, the first thing I do is check my email. Between the spam are notifications of sales I made while sleeping. It’s fun checking to see how much I made in commission sales on the web, while not actually working.
This morning, the numbers are particularly good. I made $105 while I slept. Another email notifies me that HotCulo has come online. I briefly consider logging on to check her out. HotCulo is extremely popular and rarely online, and she has the most amazing ass. But, I need to get back to work.
Another email notifies me that an old high school buddy has responded to my Facebook friend request. He said that he enjoyed catching up with me, as he always wondered what happened to someone after they were kicked out of St. Albans.
I was not, exactly, kicked out of St. Albans. After several troubling years of grade school there, the school administration suggested that St. Albans was not a good place for me, and that I might have more success at another school. So, my parents sent me away to a boarding school where it was mandatory for every student to see a shrink twice a week.
My mother always told me that if I didn’t study, I would end up being a garbage man. Well, I never did study, and I did not become a garbage man. Clearly though, if I had become a garbage man, with the economy in its current down turn, I would likely be doing better than some of my St. Albans classmates. At least, I would have a job.
After I graduated high school in 1986, I spent more than ten years doing every possible job which did not require a trained skill. Everything from processing hamburgers at a meat factory in Israel, to bussing tables at a University of Minnesota Sorority House, to becoming a local celebrity as an ice cream vendor at minor league baseball games in St. Paul, to helping fill audiences for the Arsenio Hall Show by giving away free tickets on Venice Beach. It was an adventure, but it didn’t build any type of a future for myself. My total assets at the end of this carefree existence equaled what it did when I was still in grade school at St. Albans – 0.
When the commercial Internet was still in its infancy, and I was living again with my parents, I made two decisions, which, at the time seemed very insignificant. The first decision was to bet a lot of money on a few football games; the second was to place an ad in The Washington City Paper personals. I really had no money to be gambling, and the ad in the personals was a desperate attempt to find somebody, anybody, who was at least somewhat attractive, to sleep with me.
This was not the first time I had bet a bunch of money I did not have on football games. Nor was it the first time I had run an ad in the personals. What made this time different were the results: I won several thousand dollars on the bets, and a beautiful woman responded to my ad. She not only agreed to sleep with me, but later, agreed to be my wife.
With the money I won, I went out and spent $3200 on the best home PC made at the time. It featured a Pentium II processor running at a whopping speed of 266 MHz; $900 of the cost went towards getting an almost flat screen 17″ monitor. Though totally useless today, the computer is still in storage, simply because I can’t bare the thought of throwing away something I spent so much money on.
A doctor friend who went to St. Albans with me asked if I was going to spend so much money on a PC, how exactly, was I planning on using it? At the time, I could not give him an answer. The cultural revolution of Internet porn had not yet begun. Though he was a good friend, I still did not feel comfortable explaining that I had to buy this computer in order to download scans of women with perfectly smooth, beautiful round asses.
Illegally downloading copyrighted porn images is much safer than stealing porn magazines from the local drug store (how I got my porn when I was a kid), and certainly less humiliating than hanging out at the local video store browsing porn behind the adults only door.
My future wife, wanting me to find some kind of career path, said that the $3200 I spent on the computer should go towards something more, than just entertainment. She agreed, or rather said it was ok, if I learned to make porn websites for a living.
Making a living - that is what I am supposed to be doing. So, I close out my email, and open up my browser to check the new updates from Nasty Dollars. Nasty Dollars is an online company which hosts their own adult pay websites. They shoot and promote all of their own content. I am an affiliate of theirs. Every $4.95 trial sign up to one of their sites earns me $35, as long as the customer came to their website via one of mine. The reality is, the average customer who pays $4.95 for a trial ends up spending more than $35 at the website over time. However, Nasty Dollars makes far more off the free promotion I am giving their sites, which is why they can afford to pay $35 when they have initially made only $4.95.
One of the new updates from Nasty Dollars features Alexis Texas, one of the very best asses, if not the best ass, in porn. I copy and paste three links to short video clips, all featuring her great ass, into my blog. Wow! Does that Alexis Texas have a great ass or what? I find myself studying her perfect curves. Maybe I should take a break from working for a bit, and practice man’s favorite past time? But, I just started my day. It is not even 9 AM, yet. Maybe if I just take care of things now, I can spend the rest of the day working. I remember, though, I often take a nap after doing that. So, I push on.
I need to write compelling porn copy, which should include many keywords for the search engines to index. Words like apple ass, bubble butt, and phat booty are mandatory. Website traffic coming directly from search engines is the second best at converting to sales. The best conversion rate comes from visitors who type in your domain name directly. The worst conversion rates come from surfers who had no intention of visiting the website in the first place. But don’t get me wrong. There is a good reason why, when your wife or mother walks in the room and you quickly try to close your browser, seven windows pop up displaying hardcore porn. Those pop ups generate revenue!
Wow! Alexis Texas has an amazingly phat booty. Her bubble butt is true perfection! I could live with my face between those glorious ass cheeks…
I finish writing the copy, and then ponder what to do next. I own and manage over 100 adult web sites. The $105 I made last night was great, considering I hadn’t made a sale in the past five days. A few years back, before the recession started, I was pulling between four and six grand a month. But, the internet changes all the time. A lot of what I sold before can now be gotten for free. And the strategies I used to use to generate traffic, don’t always work these days. The biggest problem, is deciding what strategy to use. If I knew what was going to work, what was going to generate revenue, I would just do it. But I don’t know. Not only that, there are the thousands of other webmasters out there who are sitting at their own computers right now thinking exactly what I am thinking.
I ponder more, and begin to wonder, again, how I ever got myself in this business in the first place? It was a fantasy. Eventually, I was going to video my own content like the great Buttman and Seymore Butts. I would screw the stars – the porn stars.
Back in the day, the Internet had many dot coms still available when I decided I would be Lucky Ass. On March 19, 1998, I registered the domain name LuckyAss.com. This spring will mark the 12th anniversary of my career in porn.
Some career I have. With the economy in its current state, my self-taught computer skills just aren’t cutting it any more. So, I recently returned to school. Phone apps are all the rage now, and I want to jump on that money train. I can make my living programming porn apps. Or, maybe it doesn’t have to be porn at all. Yesterday, I registered the domain name HowardSternApps.com. Maybe I can parlay that into a fortune? What to do? What to do, right now?
The highlight of my porn career has to be going to the AVN Awards in Las Vegas a couple years back. I took a couple of old friends from St. Albans with me. I needed them there for emotional support. I didn’t have the balls to pull off my planned stunt, alone. As Lucky Ass, I walked around the show floor with my video camera asking porn stars if they like football. The NFL Conference Championship games were also that weekend, so I would ask them who they were rooting for. Then, I would ask them if they liked having their ass licked. The answers were across the board. It was great! One of my St. Albans friends who was with me aspires to one day be The Surgeon General of the United States. He has made me swear that I never tell anyone he was with me. I now call him Dr. X.
Today, I went to open my mail, not email, but the kind that still comes to the mail box sitting in front of my house. One letter was from the St. Albans Alumni Association. Apparently, I attended the school long enough, for them to consider me an alumnus and solicit me for donations. This one was not asking for donations, however. Rather, it was an invitation to participate in Career Day, where alumni discuss their career with the seniors so as to help decide on a career path.
Obviously, the alumni department was not aware of what I do for a living. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to give a talk, though? Whereas, a few years back I might have stood up in front of the students and told them to forget school, because there are easier ways to make a living, now I would be a good example of what career path not to choose. And I could tell them to stay in school and be studious, so as to provide themselves the best opportunity to have a successful career in the future. They could later choose to be a garbage man, if they wanted to be a garbage man, but an education gives them more options to choose from.
I sound like my mother.
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Comment by Vaughn McCarty
Great work on getting yours! Reassuring me the American dream lives on to do what you love and get paid!
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Naomi Russell Great Ass Porn Star
June 28, 2010
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Check out Naomi’s Ass in HD Here for your desktop!
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I want to fuck them
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Your ass makes my dick fully erect
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I feel like sucking your ass.
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fuck baby let me bust on that big round ass, my dick is so hard i wish that ass was on the tip of it.
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Wow! it a nice ass! How i wish to fuck that ass all day and let her suck my 8 and half inch dick with that beautiful mouth.
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I love them big round asses
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Need big butts to fuck.
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Wow Naomi! Your ass is soooo fucking hot
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I want to eat that asshole!!
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Baby, you got that pink panther ass.
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Wow
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that ass is sooooooooooo fucking fine!
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I’m gonna fuck dat ass til d end of mankind….its so perfect!!!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass
June 24, 2010
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
Iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
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I love your ass
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DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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beautiful ass
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wow!!!!!! What a ass
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your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Nice ass photo
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Definition of AZZ
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I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Jessica has a pretty smile and a sweet round ass that is devoid of cellulite.
Butt Jessica is not all ass. Â She is an accomplished actress who could provide stimulating conversaion when not licking her ass. Below are some clickable thumbs of Jessica’s clothed ass, and a couple at the beach taken when when she was dating Derek Jeter.
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Here is a tribute I found on You Tube showing off all the main stream movie scenes featuring Jessica’s incredible ass.
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About Lucky Ass | September 21, 2010 |
Monday morning, time to get back to work. First, I drop the kids off at school, and then, my morning ritual of getting coffee without leaving my car. On the drive home, I try to savor my coffee, but sometimes finish it while I sit in my drive way listening to Howard Stern. Yes, I work from home.
Once inside, the first thing I do is check my email. Between the spam are notifications of sales I made while sleeping. It’s fun checking to see how much I made in commission sales on the web, while not actually working.
This morning, the numbers are particularly good. I made $105 while I slept. Another email notifies me that HotCulo has come online. I briefly consider logging on to check her out. HotCulo is extremely popular and rarely online, and she has the most amazing ass. But, I need to get back to work.
Another email notifies me that an old high school buddy has responded to my Facebook friend request. He said that he enjoyed catching up with me, as he always wondered what happened to someone after they were kicked out of St. Albans.
I was not, exactly, kicked out of St. Albans. After several troubling years of grade school there, the school administration suggested that St. Albans was not a good place for me, and that I might have more success at another school. So, my parents sent me away to a boarding school where it was mandatory for every student to see a shrink twice a week.
My mother always told me that if I didn’t study, I would end up being a garbage man. Well, I never did study, and I did not become a garbage man. Clearly though, if I had become a garbage man, with the economy in its current down turn, I would likely be doing better than some of my St. Albans classmates. At least, I would have a job.
After I graduated high school in 1986, I spent more than ten years doing every possible job which did not require a trained skill. Everything from processing hamburgers at a meat factory in Israel, to bussing tables at a University of Minnesota Sorority House, to becoming a local celebrity as an ice cream vendor at minor league baseball games in St. Paul, to helping fill audiences for the Arsenio Hall Show by giving away free tickets on Venice Beach. It was an adventure, but it didn’t build any type of a future for myself. My total assets at the end of this carefree existence equaled what it did when I was still in grade school at St. Albans – 0.
When the commercial Internet was still in its infancy, and I was living again with my parents, I made two decisions, which, at the time seemed very insignificant. The first decision was to bet a lot of money on a few football games; the second was to place an ad in The Washington City Paper personals. I really had no money to be gambling, and the ad in the personals was a desperate attempt to find somebody, anybody, who was at least somewhat attractive, to sleep with me.
This was not the first time I had bet a bunch of money I did not have on football games. Nor was it the first time I had run an ad in the personals. What made this time different were the results: I won several thousand dollars on the bets, and a beautiful woman responded to my ad. She not only agreed to sleep with me, but later, agreed to be my wife.
With the money I won, I went out and spent $3200 on the best home PC made at the time. It featured a Pentium II processor running at a whopping speed of 266 MHz; $900 of the cost went towards getting an almost flat screen 17″ monitor. Though totally useless today, the computer is still in storage, simply because I can’t bare the thought of throwing away something I spent so much money on.
A doctor friend who went to St. Albans with me asked if I was going to spend so much money on a PC, how exactly, was I planning on using it? At the time, I could not give him an answer. The cultural revolution of Internet porn had not yet begun. Though he was a good friend, I still did not feel comfortable explaining that I had to buy this computer in order to download scans of women with perfectly smooth, beautiful round asses.
Illegally downloading copyrighted porn images is much safer than stealing porn magazines from the local drug store (how I got my porn when I was a kid), and certainly less humiliating than hanging out at the local video store browsing porn behind the adults only door.
My future wife, wanting me to find some kind of career path, said that the $3200 I spent on the computer should go towards something more, than just entertainment. She agreed, or rather said it was ok, if I learned to make porn websites for a living.
Making a living - that is what I am supposed to be doing. So, I close out my email, and open up my browser to check the new updates from Nasty Dollars. Nasty Dollars is an online company which hosts their own adult pay websites. They shoot and promote all of their own content. I am an affiliate of theirs. Every $4.95 trial sign up to one of their sites earns me $35, as long as the customer came to their website via one of mine. The reality is, the average customer who pays $4.95 for a trial ends up spending more than $35 at the website over time. However, Nasty Dollars makes far more off the free promotion I am giving their sites, which is why they can afford to pay $35 when they have initially made only $4.95.
One of the new updates from Nasty Dollars features Alexis Texas, one of the very best asses, if not the best ass, in porn. I copy and paste three links to short video clips, all featuring her great ass, into my blog. Wow! Does that Alexis Texas have a great ass or what? I find myself studying her perfect curves. Maybe I should take a break from working for a bit, and practice man’s favorite past time? But, I just started my day. It is not even 9 AM, yet. Maybe if I just take care of things now, I can spend the rest of the day working. I remember, though, I often take a nap after doing that. So, I push on.
I need to write compelling porn copy, which should include many keywords for the search engines to index. Words like apple ass, bubble butt, and phat booty are mandatory. Website traffic coming directly from search engines is the second best at converting to sales. The best conversion rate comes from visitors who type in your domain name directly. The worst conversion rates come from surfers who had no intention of visiting the website in the first place. But don’t get me wrong. There is a good reason why, when your wife or mother walks in the room and you quickly try to close your browser, seven windows pop up displaying hardcore porn. Those pop ups generate revenue!
Wow! Alexis Texas has an amazingly phat booty. Her bubble butt is true perfection! I could live with my face between those glorious ass cheeks…
I finish writing the copy, and then ponder what to do next. I own and manage over 100 adult web sites. The $105 I made last night was great, considering I hadn’t made a sale in the past five days. A few years back, before the recession started, I was pulling between four and six grand a month. But, the internet changes all the time. A lot of what I sold before can now be gotten for free. And the strategies I used to use to generate traffic, don’t always work these days. The biggest problem, is deciding what strategy to use. If I knew what was going to work, what was going to generate revenue, I would just do it. But I don’t know. Not only that, there are the thousands of other webmasters out there who are sitting at their own computers right now thinking exactly what I am thinking.
I ponder more, and begin to wonder, again, how I ever got myself in this business in the first place? It was a fantasy. Eventually, I was going to video my own content like the great Buttman and Seymore Butts. I would screw the stars – the porn stars.
Back in the day, the Internet had many dot coms still available when I decided I would be Lucky Ass. On March 19, 1998, I registered the domain name LuckyAss.com. This spring will mark the 12th anniversary of my career in porn.
Some career I have. With the economy in its current state, my self-taught computer skills just aren’t cutting it any more. So, I recently returned to school. Phone apps are all the rage now, and I want to jump on that money train. I can make my living programming porn apps. Or, maybe it doesn’t have to be porn at all. Yesterday, I registered the domain name HowardSternApps.com. Maybe I can parlay that into a fortune? What to do? What to do, right now?
The highlight of my porn career has to be going to the AVN Awards in Las Vegas a couple years back. I took a couple of old friends from St. Albans with me. I needed them there for emotional support. I didn’t have the balls to pull off my planned stunt, alone. As Lucky Ass, I walked around the show floor with my video camera asking porn stars if they like football. The NFL Conference Championship games were also that weekend, so I would ask them who they were rooting for. Then, I would ask them if they liked having their ass licked. The answers were across the board. It was great! One of my St. Albans friends who was with me aspires to one day be The Surgeon General of the United States. He has made me swear that I never tell anyone he was with me. I now call him Dr. X.
Today, I went to open my mail, not email, but the kind that still comes to the mail box sitting in front of my house. One letter was from the St. Albans Alumni Association. Apparently, I attended the school long enough, for them to consider me an alumnus and solicit me for donations. This one was not asking for donations, however. Rather, it was an invitation to participate in Career Day, where alumni discuss their career with the seniors so as to help decide on a career path.
Obviously, the alumni department was not aware of what I do for a living. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to give a talk, though? Whereas, a few years back I might have stood up in front of the students and told them to forget school, because there are easier ways to make a living, now I would be a good example of what career path not to choose. And I could tell them to stay in school and be studious, so as to provide themselves the best opportunity to have a successful career in the future. They could later choose to be a garbage man, if they wanted to be a garbage man, but an education gives them more options to choose from.
I sound like my mother.
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Comment by Vaughn McCarty
Great work on getting yours! Reassuring me the American dream lives on to do what you love and get paid!
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Naomi Russell Great Ass Porn Star
June 28, 2010
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Check out Naomi’s Ass in HD Here for your desktop!
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Fuck it hole day
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Nice ass
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I fuck that all day and night
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We dont have such an ass in Kenya.
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I want to fuck them
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Your ass makes my dick stand to attention
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my penis is too small for this ass
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I wanna bang that ass!
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How can I get in touch with you? I would love to lick your asshole for hours…for free!
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Your ass makes my dick fully erect
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I feel like sucking your ass.
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Y’all are dumb. She’s not gonna fuck you.
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fuck baby let me bust on that big round ass, my dick is so hard i wish that ass was on the tip of it.
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Wow! it a nice ass! How i wish to fuck that ass all day and let her suck my 8 and half inch dick with that beautiful mouth.
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I love them big round asses
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i want to kiss your ass
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Need big butts to fuck.
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Wow Naomi! Your ass is soooo fucking hot
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I want to eat that asshole!!
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Baby, you got that pink panther ass.
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Wow
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that ass is sooooooooooo fucking fine!
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I’m gonna fuck dat ass til d end of mankind….its so perfect!!!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass
June 24, 2010
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
Iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
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I want to eat your ass all day
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I love your ass
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DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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I wish to be with your beautiful ass forever.
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wow!!!!!! What a ass
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your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Definition of AZZ
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I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Monday morning, time to get back to work. First, I drop the kids off at school, and then, my morning ritual of getting coffee without leaving my car. On the drive home, I try to savor my coffee, but sometimes finish it while I sit in my drive way listening to Howard Stern. Yes, I work from home.
Once inside, the first thing I do is check my email. Between the spam are notifications of sales I made while sleeping. It’s fun checking to see how much I made in commission sales on the web, while not actually working.
This morning, the numbers are particularly good. I made $105 while I slept. Another email notifies me that HotCulo has come online. I briefly consider logging on to check her out. HotCulo is extremely popular and rarely online, and she has the most amazing ass. But, I need to get back to work.
Another email notifies me that an old high school buddy has responded to my Facebook friend request. He said that he enjoyed catching up with me, as he always wondered what happened to someone after they were kicked out of St. Albans.
I was not, exactly, kicked out of St. Albans. After several troubling years of grade school there, the school administration suggested that St. Albans was not a good place for me, and that I might have more success at another school. So, my parents sent me away to a boarding school where it was mandatory for every student to see a shrink twice a week.
My mother always told me that if I didn’t study, I would end up being a garbage man. Well, I never did study, and I did not become a garbage man. Clearly though, if I had become a garbage man, with the economy in its current down turn, I would likely be doing better than some of my St. Albans classmates. At least, I would have a job.
After I graduated high school in 1986, I spent more than ten years doing every possible job which did not require a trained skill. Everything from processing hamburgers at a meat factory in Israel, to bussing tables at a University of Minnesota Sorority House, to becoming a local celebrity as an ice cream vendor at minor league baseball games in St. Paul, to helping fill audiences for the Arsenio Hall Show by giving away free tickets on Venice Beach. It was an adventure, but it didn’t build any type of a future for myself. My total assets at the end of this carefree existence equaled what it did when I was still in grade school at St. Albans – 0.
When the commercial Internet was still in its infancy, and I was living again with my parents, I made two decisions, which, at the time seemed very insignificant. The first decision was to bet a lot of money on a few football games; the second was to place an ad in The Washington City Paper personals. I really had no money to be gambling, and the ad in the personals was a desperate attempt to find somebody, anybody, who was at least somewhat attractive, to sleep with me.
This was not the first time I had bet a bunch of money I did not have on football games. Nor was it the first time I had run an ad in the personals. What made this time different were the results: I won several thousand dollars on the bets, and a beautiful woman responded to my ad. She not only agreed to sleep with me, but later, agreed to be my wife.
With the money I won, I went out and spent $3200 on the best home PC made at the time. It featured a Pentium II processor running at a whopping speed of 266 MHz; $900 of the cost went towards getting an almost flat screen 17″ monitor. Though totally useless today, the computer is still in storage, simply because I can’t bare the thought of throwing away something I spent so much money on.
A doctor friend who went to St. Albans with me asked if I was going to spend so much money on a PC, how exactly, was I planning on using it? At the time, I could not give him an answer. The cultural revolution of Internet porn had not yet begun. Though he was a good friend, I still did not feel comfortable explaining that I had to buy this computer in order to download scans of women with perfectly smooth, beautiful round asses.
Illegally downloading copyrighted porn images is much safer than stealing porn magazines from the local drug store (how I got my porn when I was a kid), and certainly less humiliating than hanging out at the local video store browsing porn behind the adults only door.
My future wife, wanting me to find some kind of career path, said that the $3200 I spent on the computer should go towards something more, than just entertainment. She agreed, or rather said it was ok, if I learned to make porn websites for a living.
Making a living - that is what I am supposed to be doing. So, I close out my email, and open up my browser to check the new updates from Nasty Dollars. Nasty Dollars is an online company which hosts their own adult pay websites. They shoot and promote all of their own content. I am an affiliate of theirs. Every $4.95 trial sign up to one of their sites earns me $35, as long as the customer came to their website via one of mine. The reality is, the average customer who pays $4.95 for a trial ends up spending more than $35 at the website over time. However, Nasty Dollars makes far more off the free promotion I am giving their sites, which is why they can afford to pay $35 when they have initially made only $4.95.
One of the new updates from Nasty Dollars features Alexis Texas, one of the very best asses, if not the best ass, in porn. I copy and paste three links to short video clips, all featuring her great ass, into my blog. Wow! Does that Alexis Texas have a great ass or what? I find myself studying her perfect curves. Maybe I should take a break from working for a bit, and practice man’s favorite past time? But, I just started my day. It is not even 9 AM, yet. Maybe if I just take care of things now, I can spend the rest of the day working. I remember, though, I often take a nap after doing that. So, I push on.
I need to write compelling porn copy, which should include many keywords for the search engines to index. Words like apple ass, bubble butt, and phat booty are mandatory. Website traffic coming directly from search engines is the second best at converting to sales. The best conversion rate comes from visitors who type in your domain name directly. The worst conversion rates come from surfers who had no intention of visiting the website in the first place. But don’t get me wrong. There is a good reason why, when your wife or mother walks in the room and you quickly try to close your browser, seven windows pop up displaying hardcore porn. Those pop ups generate revenue!
Wow! Alexis Texas has an amazingly phat booty. Her bubble butt is true perfection! I could live with my face between those glorious ass cheeks…
I finish writing the copy, and then ponder what to do next. I own and manage over 100 adult web sites. The $105 I made last night was great, considering I hadn’t made a sale in the past five days. A few years back, before the recession started, I was pulling between four and six grand a month. But, the internet changes all the time. A lot of what I sold before can now be gotten for free. And the strategies I used to use to generate traffic, don’t always work these days. The biggest problem, is deciding what strategy to use. If I knew what was going to work, what was going to generate revenue, I would just do it. But I don’t know. Not only that, there are the thousands of other webmasters out there who are sitting at their own computers right now thinking exactly what I am thinking.
I ponder more, and begin to wonder, again, how I ever got myself in this business in the first place? It was a fantasy. Eventually, I was going to video my own content like the great Buttman and Seymore Butts. I would screw the stars – the porn stars.
Back in the day, the Internet had many dot coms still available when I decided I would be Lucky Ass. On March 19, 1998, I registered the domain name LuckyAss.com. This spring will mark the 12th anniversary of my career in porn.
Some career I have. With the economy in its current state, my self-taught computer skills just aren’t cutting it any more. So, I recently returned to school. Phone apps are all the rage now, and I want to jump on that money train. I can make my living programming porn apps. Or, maybe it doesn’t have to be porn at all. Yesterday, I registered the domain name HowardSternApps.com. Maybe I can parlay that into a fortune? What to do? What to do, right now?
The highlight of my porn career has to be going to the AVN Awards in Las Vegas a couple years back. I took a couple of old friends from St. Albans with me. I needed them there for emotional support. I didn’t have the balls to pull off my planned stunt, alone. As Lucky Ass, I walked around the show floor with my video camera asking porn stars if they like football. The NFL Conference Championship games were also that weekend, so I would ask them who they were rooting for. Then, I would ask them if they liked having their ass licked. The answers were across the board. It was great! One of my St. Albans friends who was with me aspires to one day be The Surgeon General of the United States. He has made me swear that I never tell anyone he was with me. I now call him Dr. X.
Today, I went to open my mail, not email, but the kind that still comes to the mail box sitting in front of my house. One letter was from the St. Albans Alumni Association. Apparently, I attended the school long enough, for them to consider me an alumnus and solicit me for donations. This one was not asking for donations, however. Rather, it was an invitation to participate in Career Day, where alumni discuss their career with the seniors so as to help decide on a career path.
Obviously, the alumni department was not aware of what I do for a living. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for me to give a talk, though? Whereas, a few years back I might have stood up in front of the students and told them to forget school, because there are easier ways to make a living, now I would be a good example of what career path not to choose. And I could tell them to stay in school and be studious, so as to provide themselves the best opportunity to have a successful career in the future. They could later choose to be a garbage man, if they wanted to be a garbage man, but an education gives them more options to choose from.
I sound like my mother.
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Naomi Russell Great Ass Porn Star | June 28, 2010 |
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Check out Naomi’s Ass in HD Here for your desktop!
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Comment by Anonymous
Fuck it hole day
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Comment by anonymous
Nice ass
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Comment by joker
dam baby i wil fuck the shit out of u
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Comment by Macho
I fuck that all day and night
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Comment by Kk
I nid 2 fuck dat ass badly
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Comment by Anonymous
come to my house and will have fun
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Comment by justin
Make ulo love all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I will wax that ass all day
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Comment by Hood
Your ass is fine! Damn, i could fuck it 2 death…..sexy ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow…dats nice sweet booty we should work on increasing it
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Comment by Baruka
We dont have such an ass in Kenya.
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Comment by Fatality
I want to fuck them
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Comment by Jojo
Got me sooo Hard baby! I will love you all night and day!
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Comment by mad evil
Your ass makes my dick stand to attention
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Comment by your dream
dam i’ll tear that ass up and fuck u all fucken day
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Comment by jack
my penis is too small for this ass
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Comment by Hornyguy
I wanna bang that ass!
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Comment by Sandey
What a nice ass baby, i wish to fuck it hard with my big stick
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Comment by Dj
How can I get in touch with you? I would love to lick your asshole for hours…for free!
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Comment by Wolexy
How I wish your ass was at my side to fuck you with my dick.
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Comment by Wolexy
Your ass makes my dick fully erect
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Comment by Kelvin
I feel like sucking your ass.
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Comment by Anonymous
Y’all are dumb. She’s not gonna fuck you.
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Comment by T-DUBB
fuck baby let me bust on that big round ass, my dick is so hard i wish that ass was on the tip of it.
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Comment by Uzi
Wow! it a nice ass! How i wish to fuck that ass all day and let her suck my 8 and half inch dick with that beautiful mouth.
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Comment by Pater
I love them big round asses
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Comment by j.arata
Your a gorgeous outstanding doll with an incredible ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to kiss your ass
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Comment by Anonymous
Need big butts to fuck.
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Comment by Anonymous
Wow Naomi! Your ass is soooo fucking hot
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Comment by ray
I want to eat that asshole!!
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Comment by X South Side
Baby, you got that pink panther ass.
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Comment by Bugy
Wow
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Comment by sammy
that ass is sooooooooooo fucking fine!
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Comment by chris freeman
I’m gonna fuck dat ass til d end of mankind….its so perfect!!!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass
June 24, 2010
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
Iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass can be seen in HD Video on your Desktop Here!
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Comment by Mark
Wow what a sexy ASS, I’d rim that!
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I wanna be a partner in porn in charlotte nc 28270
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Comment by Hari
Best ass I have ever seen!
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Comment by j kush
sup ma look me up im what u need
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Comment by your dream
find and dis that loser i’ll give moans
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Comment by masoud
I want to eat your ass all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I would eat your ass all day long
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Comment by Mohammed
I like that big jewish ass
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Comment by Punjabi jatt
i have a big dick please massage it with your ass cheecks!
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Comment by Henry C Maduagwu
She has a great ass shape, and I believe she is good in bed. I really wish I could have sex with her. Oh, what a beautiful girl I have met.
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Comment by Igwe
I love your ass
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Comment by T-DUBB
DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Comment by T-DUBB
Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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Comment by Mcmane
fuck! that ass sexy
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Comment by Danjez
I love those asses
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Comment by Kerry
Damn Ma…Now that is an ass!
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Comment by Cristian lopez
Damn i wud fuck dat ass all day long!!!!!!!
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Comment by dinu
I want to lick deep into your ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I need to act with your sweet ass.
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Comment by Jim Screechy
The most beautiful ass. I wish to be with you forever.
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Comment by Sabah
I wish to be with your beautiful ass forever.
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Comment by Anonymous
beautiful ass
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Comment by Dd420
Damn i could tap that ass all day and all night god damn thats an ass fuck
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Comment by chris freeman
wow!!!!!! What a ass
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Comment by Fidelis
your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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Comment by Dj dirty mone
I like your fat ass butt i will eat you out
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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Comment by pedro
Buenos. Culos. Se ben
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i need girls too fuck
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Comment by Umar cash money
ì lov u so much
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Comment by Anonymous
fuck tha ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Comment by Zaga
Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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I’m a truck driver who fucks big black ass
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I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Definition of AZZ
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I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz!
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Naomi was born in Los Angeles. Despite having built a large fan base
focusing on her ass (likely the best Jewish ass in the World!), she has managed to maintain a rather private personal life. She enjoys outdoor activities like rock climbing, water-skiing and bicycle-riding. Aside from that, she prefers mostly staying at home. She has performed varied acts but her trademark is anal sex. Before working in porn, she was a legal analyst and litigator and had been married once and got divorced. During the night she would also work as a medical assistant. Upon her entry into the adult industry, she was recovering from a battle with cancer and went on bed rest leading to her weight gain The first scene she did was in August 2, 2005, in the film “Cum Fiesta”. Her specialties include fetish work, and films that focus on her large posterior. She has starred in many threesome, anal, double penetration, interracial, and multiple-partner scenes with both sexes. .She was noticeably absent from the 2007 AVN Awards show where she won the Best New Starlet of the Year award. Her absence was unprecedented as no other pornstar, in AVN history, to win this award, had been absent from the show to collect it. In an interview with AVN after the no-show, she explained that her absence was due to her having things to do back home and she didn’t see what the big deal was. In this same interview she also mentions how the porn industry helped her discover anal sex and her love for it; her career inside and outside of porn; her enjoyment of girl/girl scenes and her incredible ass. Naomi loves having her ass licked!
IPhone, Droid and other mobile users can download Naomi’s Ass Here!
Check out Naomi’s Ass in HD Here for your desktop!
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Alexis Breeze Great Pornstar Ass | June 24, 2010 |
iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
Iphone, Droid, or other mobile device download Alexis Breeze Ass Here!
Alexis Breeze Ass can be seen in HD Video on your Desktop Here!
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Comment by Mark
Wow what a sexy ASS, I’d rim that!
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Best ass I have ever seen!
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sup ma look me up im what u need
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find and dis that loser i’ll give moans
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Comment by masoud
I want to eat your ass all day
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Comment by Anonymous
I would eat your ass all day long
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Comment by Mohammed
I like that big jewish ass
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Comment by Punjabi jatt
i have a big dick please massage it with your ass cheecks!
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Comment by Henry C Maduagwu
She has a great ass shape, and I believe she is good in bed. I really wish I could have sex with her. Oh, what a beautiful girl I have met.
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Comment by Igwe
I love your ass
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Comment by T-DUBB
DAMN I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL NIGHT, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT ASS FROM BEHIND!!!
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Comment by T-DUBB
Damn let me hit that shit from behind and video tape it so i can go home and watch it over and over and beat my shit…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot ass. And her phone number…
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Comment by Davi
I need a sexy woman with a hot round ass
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Comment by Mcmane
fuck! that ass sexy
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Comment by Danjez
I love those asses
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Comment by Kerry
Damn Ma…Now that is an ass!
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Comment by Cristian lopez
Damn i wud fuck dat ass all day long!!!!!!!
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Comment by dinu
I want to lick deep into your ass
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Comment by VICJAH
I need to act with your sweet ass.
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Comment by Jim Screechy
The most beautiful ass. I wish to be with you forever.
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Comment by Sabah
I wish to be with your beautiful ass forever.
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Comment by Anonymous
beautiful ass
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Comment by Dd420
Damn i could tap that ass all day and all night god damn thats an ass fuck
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Comment by chris freeman
wow!!!!!! What a ass
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Comment by Fidelis
your ass is de Bomb! can i become a porn and you can sit on my face, please?
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Comment by Dj dirty mone
I like your fat ass butt i will eat you out
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Wow! Check out the new bubble butt site from Brazzers!
July 3, 2008
Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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Buenos. Culos. Se ben
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i need girls too fuck
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Comment by Umar cash money
ì lov u so much
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Comment by Anonymous
fuck tha ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Comment by Zaga
Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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Comment by ste
I’m a truck driver who fucks big black ass
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Comment by Mario
I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Comment by Krunk
Definition of AZZ
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Comment by m
I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by jew lover
shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Alexis Breeze Ass is Italian, Spanish, and Mexican on her papa’s side, and Apache Indian and Mexican, on her mother’s side, which gives her a Italian Ass, Mexican Ass, Spanish Ass, and lets not forget, Apache Indian Ass, Biotch! Alexis Breeze Ass grew up in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles. She was working as a pharmacy technician when Ice La Fox spotted her sweet round ass by peaking behind the counter, and introduced her stupendously glorious perfect round ass to the adult entertainment industry. Good Ass Golly! Thank Ass Goodness!
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Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by BMI
I thought you liked gay porn Tommy?
Sure, I love to watch girls lick each other.
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Buenos. Culos. Se ben
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i need girls too fuck
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Comment by Umar cash money
ì lov u so much
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Comment by Anonymous
fuck tha ass
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Comment by Anonymous
i love to sex you
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Comment by Anonymous
Which video has Alexis Texas dancing with a jeweled butt plug by a pool - lesbian scene?
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Comment by Lucky Ass
I don’t know…..One of her early Ass Parade scenes was by a pool.
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Comment by Zaga
Come sit on my dick with your sexy ass.
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Comment by ste
I’m a truck driver who fucks big black ass
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Comment by Mario
I want to fuck a big ass black chick
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6 Great New Bubble Butt Sites
June 29, 2008
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Comment by Krunk
Definition of AZZ
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Comment by m
I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by jew lover
shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Check out a couple of the video galleries below featuring Alexis Texas teasing with her prefectly round blue jean bubble butt, and then having her ass properly licked and worshipped, before getting fucked hard… If you want straight-up hardcore bubble butt ass fucking of beautiful girls with tasty round butts, then be sure to check out Big Butts Like It Big!
4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car
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Comment by Wayne
Those some round asses
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Comment by Rick Ross
Those are big asses! I’d like to eat one of them
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass!
May 19, 2008
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Comment by Krunk
Definition of AZZ
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Comment by m
I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz!
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by jew lover
shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Tiffany Minx Still Has an Amazing Ass! | May 19, 2008 |
Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Comment by Anonymous
wow she still has it all…thx for coming back
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Comment by henry
hello tiffany have never seen anything as good as your ass.pls do me a favour send me the list of your mivies will be xpectin it thanks ur fan
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Comment by Alex
Nice ass photo
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Comment by Krunk
Definition of AZZ
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Comment by m
I LOVE uuuu baby and your big ass
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Comment by Anonymous
asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz!
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to lick ur ass
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect
May 15, 2008
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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Comment by jew lover
shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Tiffany Minx was, by far, the hottest ass in porn throughout the 1990’s. Today, she’s still got it - an incredibly round juicy ass. She really knows how to work her ass, too.
For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.
Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.
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Gina Lynn’s Ass is Perfect | May 15, 2008 |
Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Comment by hhh
very nice ass
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shel do anal 1 day
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Comment by Waddie Long
what a whore, I love it!
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Al Gore’s Ass
November 26, 2007
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Gina Lynn has the most perfect round ass. It is always a joy to see her getting her ass worship and getting an ass licking. It is particularly satifying when she is not having it done by her ponstar boyfriend who is usally the one doing the asslicking and ass worship. It is also a shame that Gina will not take it up the ass.
Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.
Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:
Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….
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Al Gore’s Ass | November 26, 2007 |
Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!
Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.
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Comment by Tina
This web site is the best sexy ass site I have seen! I sometimes suck my husbands dick while he watches teh ass tubes posted here!
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!
October 22, 2007
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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| Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.
It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass! Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown. |
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Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch! | October 22, 2007 |
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
Sensational Assholes!
September 27, 2007
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Sensational Assholes! | September 27, 2007 |
I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
hiii
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
just checking in with you
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
last i recall you had a pretty great site
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and well sensationalcash is booming
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
and i want u to be part of it
Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :
:-)
Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :
We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
ok, we did
Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :
and it does not suck
Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :
more than one person? never heard of that…
Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :
well i mean MY COMPANY
Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :
well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.
Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
huhn?
Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :
sorry, i will leave you alone”
Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose
June 20, 2007
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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| I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:
“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : hiii Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : just checking in with you Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : last i recall you had a pretty great site Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : and well sensationalcash is booming Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : and i want u to be part of it Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : :-) Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) : We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks… Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) : ok, we did Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) : and it does not suck Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) : more than one person? never heard of that… Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) : well i mean MY COMPANY Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) : well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting. Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) : YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE! Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) : huhn? Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) : sorry, i will leave you alone” Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty. |
My House-Sitter and Mia Rose | June 20, 2007 |
Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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Comment by earl evans
these lucky asses make me feel real lucky!
this is one of the best sites i’ve ever visited.
i really enjoyed it a lot. I also have some fun to share.
if you like it, you could add me up in your links.
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Comment by xxxstyle
um.. thats Mia Rose.
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Comment by robert parker
mia your ass is phat as hell i would fuck u all nite then cum all over your ass
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Comment by Raj
Ava & Mia Rose very big ass and comment for one by one sex me.
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World!
June 19, 2007
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.
When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was
dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.
When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”
She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.
I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.
The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.
Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.
I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.
This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!
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My Ass Is Back! Searching the Web for The Best Ass in the World! | June 19, 2007 |
Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Comment by designer
sure is the ass of the century of the world that was and the world that has to be
the greatest of all the assess and the beautiful of all the faces -it is only divini rae and spreads her ray of nice bossom on us
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Comment by hi
nice ass
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass.
February 13, 2007
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!
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Sophia Castello Has the Tastiest Ass. | February 13, 2007 |
Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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Comment by Diddy
Ya niggas lame ass bitches now y’all not gonna have free previews, how do u expect someone to fucking join if we can’t see these hoes in action bitch!
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Comment by defjam
great bums
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE PUSSY AND ASS
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Comment by STIFFY
VERY NICE ASS
IT SURE MADE MY COCK HARD
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Comment by LugNutz
anyone know the name of that girl in that pic? shes amazing!!!
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Comment by Lucky Ass, a.k.a. The Gary Garver of Porn
Her name is Sophia… and her ass tastes like boston cream pie. REALLY!
Thanks to Jake and the University of Iowa for telling us her name.
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Comment by cashvilles finest
DAMN BABY dat ass need sum thug lovin ya digg
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Comment by Charlie_long_dick
Fuk that shit is huge so is my dik let me get dat number
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Comment by bud head
jake tell her i want my dick in her ass
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Comment by tommy
Great ass for a latina I have all her movies I seen her in a porn convention in miami her ass is bigger than jlo made my mouth water
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Comment by graff
cant beat my cock any harder then i am to that fat ass
want my cock in that ass
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Comment by Shiteater
Omg this is too bomb I want to taste her sweet nectar and fuck her tight litte asshole with my sick tongue.
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Comment by Lil mike
I mean my 1st time seeing a white girl wit a fat ass ill fuck dat
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Comment by wally
i want to see wat yur face llookks like cutie
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Comment by MK
AWESOME……WANT TO FUCK HER
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Comment by kyle
nice ass but her face is fucked up put a bag over it and ill fuck her
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Comment by kyle
lol
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Comment by nathan
that is very fucking hot. my cok just got bigger thinking about it. i wan’t to put my dik in her ass
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Comment by Kel
I want na fuck tat
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Comment by Anonymous
I want to put my fat cock in that ass hole
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Comment by Rage
I would fuk her brains out. dead ass i would brake her butt…
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Comment by to bad tazz
Yal dude stupid n she got a fat ass to b white
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Comment by harryballls
it made my dick hard
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Comment by Gregory
She is very, very beautiful- what an ass! OMGZ!
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Comment by Djohn916
What i can say…all the comments already say everything…but anyway, i will do that girl till i cant touch my dick and then i gonna keep doing her cause my dick is hurting…
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Comment by big brit
You should have a large dicked dude eat your fat little arse out and then let him fuck it hard!
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Comment by alex
fuck man! i want to cum in her asshole
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Comment by :D
i would pound that ass till she begs me to stop
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Comment by Anonymous
I keep coming here- what an incredible rear! Gregory Scaff
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Comment by sandeep
You sure are a Lucky Ass, if you get to fuck that…
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to tit fuck her ass
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The Lucky Ass Interviews
February 8, 2007
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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November 9, 2006
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Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Sophia Castello has the juicest rump roast ever seen!
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The Lucky Ass Interviews | February 8, 2007 |
Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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Comment by Darnell
Can ANYONE PLEASE tell me who the black girl is in the Pinky ass clap video? right after pinky finishes, the scene cuts to a different black girl with a helluva ass on her. i’m trying to find some of her work. any help is appreciated.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Not sure…. some chick hired for AVN Awards floor show.
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Comment by Lucky Ass
Some European chick… no Anglais
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick with the short skirt?
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Comment by J
Who’s the blonde chick in the thumbnail?
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The Cop and The Superbowl
February 5, 2007
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
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The Cop and The Superbowl | February 5, 2007 |
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Comment by Todd
I joined this site only to see Kayla’s nice white ass. Where is it? I cannot find it anywhere?
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by sean
Good job
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Superbowl Sunday
January 31, 2007
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
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Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
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Superbowl Sunday | January 31, 2007 |
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Comment by the big dyck
damm baby you made me coming with that picture
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Trackback by Snowboard thermals.
Snowboard thermals….
Snowboard thermals….
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet
January 21, 2007
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
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Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
Leave Comment
Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
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Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
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Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
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Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
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Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
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Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
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Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
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Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
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Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
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Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet | January 21, 2007 |
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Comment by CConQ
You lucky ass. Vegas and AVN was awesome.
Yeah, Vegas was awesome! Had a great time betting the horses with you!
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Comment by asslicker
Id eat Naomi’s ass for days. I dont care how many cocks she has taken up there.
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Off to Vegas
January 12, 2007
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
Leave Comment
Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
Leave Comment
Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
Leave Comment
Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
Leave Comment
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
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Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
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Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
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Off to Vegas | January 12, 2007 |
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Comment by Jakob
You have a huge ass!
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Comment by DD
IÂ want to fuck your ass.
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Comment by Faysal
That is what I like!Â
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Comment by Anonymous
i want to stick my big dick in ur big ass
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Comment by JOHN
YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
Leave Comment
Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes!
January 11, 2007
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
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Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
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Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
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Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
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Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
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Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
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Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
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Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
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Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
Leave Comment
Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
Leave Comment
Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
Leave Comment
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
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Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
|
Pornstars, Webmasters, Gamblers, Pimps, and Hoes! | January 11, 2007 |
Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
-
Comment by Todd
I joined LuckyAss for the sole purpose of seeing more of Kayla’s tush. I can not find her videos anywhere.
Any chance I can get a date with her, if not, direct me to the video.
Streaming video of Kayla can be found on page 3 of the video theater Double Bubbles. Its the first link up top.
-
Comment by joe
hi,
is there a dvd available of all the girls shaking there bootys only booty clapping etc.
-
Comment by richard weekes
hi am 40 years old and i have tried to get into porn but discretely why is it whenever i contact porn stars they never ever write me back i do make myself clear about what am saying its not like am looking for trouble my email address is lordbailey at msn .com
-
Comment by Caw
Looks like some of the asses round here in Morocco
-
Comment by Wendell
i love to see these gorgeous asses
-
Comment by Rd
U are sexy as fuck!
-
Comment by Anonymous
Now that, is a big ASS!!!!!
-
Comment by Bill
Your ass has made me so fucking horny, now, I am about to cum all over my keyboard
Leave Comment
Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
-
Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
-
Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
-
Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
-
Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
Leave Comment
Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
-
Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
-
Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
-
Comment by sudhir
love sex
Leave Comment
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
-
Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
-
Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
-
Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
-
Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
-
Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
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Please email me tommy(at)luckyass.com with any questions or comments or advertising inquiries or whatever…
I read and respond to all personal email sent (my email address is not click-able to prevent spammers from reading my email address with their internet robots).
|
Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass? |
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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Comment by Porno Dave
Sasha Grey gets my vote for Best New Starlet! I don’t care that her ass is a tiny little thing!
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Comment by Austin
I just got a boner
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Comment by defjam
i love your hot bum
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Comment by rasptree
Naomi’s ass beats Gina’s hands down. I agree with pornoDave about Sasha Grey’s ass though- it’s not just about size, but what they let you do with it!
Leave Comment
Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!
January 10, 2007
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
-
Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
-
Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
-
Comment by sudhir
love sex
Leave Comment
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
-
Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
-
Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
-
Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
-
Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
-
Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
|
Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!! | January 10, 2007 |
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends
January 8, 2007
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
-
Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
-
Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
-
Comment by sudhir
love sex
Leave Comment
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
-
Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
-
Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
-
Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
-
Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
-
Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
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— Next Page »
Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!
Contest Rules:
The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.
The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.
The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.
The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.
Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.
Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .
Vegas and Friends | January 8, 2007 |
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
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Comment by Eagle
HilariAss!
Unfortunately Mr. Gil will not be able to join us this weekend, but my brother in law’s friend will.
See you friday…unless I hear from you sooner.
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Comment by Don Dompson
Will Eagle give me a blumpkin?
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Comment by sudhir
love sex
Leave Comment
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD
January 3, 2007
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
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Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
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Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
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Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
-
Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
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Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
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Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
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Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
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Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
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Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
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Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
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Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
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Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
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Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
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Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
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Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
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Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
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Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
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Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
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Comment by Steven
I love round asses
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Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
|
Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD | January 3, 2007 |
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
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Comment by Howard K Stern
Ewwww! Her ass is all puny and wafey.
-
Comment by kunle
damn i wanna fuck
Leave Comment
Nice White Ass
December 19, 2006
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
-
Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
-
Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
-
Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
Kimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.
Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.
Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!
|
Nice White Ass | December 19, 2006 |
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
-
Comment by Darius
nice ass let me fuck
-
Comment by Harish
IÂ want to fuck your ass
-
Comment by James
I want to fuck that nice pussy
-
Comment by isaac
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girl thats one nice ass!
Leave Comment
Dazed and Confused
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
I added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.
That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.
Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.
What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?
I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.
I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!
I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!
|
Dazed and Confused |
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck
December 15, 2006
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?
After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???
“L-I-V-I-N”
Seahawks Suck | December 15, 2006 |
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
-
Comment by TBone
Yeah, Seahawks really do suck!
Leave Comment
Marijuana Vaporizer
December 14, 2006
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.
|
Marijuana Vaporizer | December 14, 2006 |
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
ME LIKE!!!!
Leave Comment
Best Ass in the Porn World
November 28, 2006
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very
efficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.
The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.
This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.
Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.
|
Best Ass in the Porn World | November 28, 2006 |
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
-
Comment by DCLOS
Thanks dumb ass!
She does have the finest ass, doesnt she boys?
-
Comment by Jimmy
Wow! How I’d love to lick that ass.
-
Comment by Sky
ım in love with that ass
-
Comment by Eddy
I LOVE both of these asses but KIMBERLY KANE is kind and good face…Â I love Kimberly.
-
Comment by Jacob
Do you know where I can find alexandra quinn’s ass licking videos that used to be on luckyass.com site?
-
Comment by THE GRIM REAPER
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Comment by courtney bird
a u a fine yung brezzy maybe you can swing trough and fuck wit me give me some of dat becky
-
Comment by courtney bird
i want yo pussy and i will do sumthin 2 u
Leave Comment
Archives
November 9, 2006
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be Naomi
’s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.
Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.
We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.
Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80’s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.
With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.
Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.
|
Archives | November 9, 2006 |
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass
August 9, 2006
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
Do not edit this page
Porn Star Ass | August 9, 2006 |
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

-
Comment by Albi
That picture is ridiculous! You can barely see McKayla’s ass!
-
Comment by donte
I LOVE THE FAT ASS
-
Comment by Mukul
You are really the best ass!
-
Comment by Barry
That ass is so big and so good looking
-
Comment by Anonymous
That turns me on
-
Comment by SWANZY
I wish i was fucking that ass
-
Comment by May
Same like my ass
The shape so great
-
Comment by King pin
Cant see ass not big enough…LOL
-
Comment by dsammi
These are perfect round butts.
-
Comment by dsammi
Big round butts storms from back
-
Comment by KARMA
Bring back the old school booty shaking music like D.I.C.K don’t u want a dickie ride don’t u want a dickie ride. Now that shit get’s bitche’s on the floor droping that ass for that cash SHOW NUFF.
-
Comment by AyinLove
Woah! You are all the bomb, just saying hi 2 u all… and you super round asses!
-
Comment by Steven
I love round asses
-
Comment by Tebogo
I need that ass
Leave Comment
— Next Page »
This website’s inception is circa 1998.
Seymore Butts, Mckayla Mathews’ ass, and Lucky Ass (from L to R)

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I wish I could taste your ass
You have the sweetest looking ass. I love you.
You look good