Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.

When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.

When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”

She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.

I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.

The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.

Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.

I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.

This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!

Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!

I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.

When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.

My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!

I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.

Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!